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I'd like to meet:

Essentially no one in particular.I really don't honestly like people all that much. Mostly I work on tolerating people because it takes too much energy to call them out on their annoying bull shit.My theory goes like this, 90% of you people out there are money grubbing, self diluted, inconsiderate, shallow, self righteous ass holes and that by the very nature of being forced by the laws of gravity, physics and lack of income forces me to share this planet with you. When you couple this with your biological attraction to each other resulting in further in-breeding and how that is contributing to a weaker and weaker gene pool we can safely say "Houston, we have a problem." And what is the most mind boggling of all, is you likely don’t see yourself as part of that group. You think you are special like unique and beautiful snowflake. A trendsetter, rogue, and a 10%'er. But I see you everywhere. In traffic rear ending people because you are too busy talking on a cell phone or READING A PAPER while driving. At the airport complaining that the airline is taking the engine apart to delay your departure strictly out of spite because they knew if you didn't get to long term parking in time they would charge you another day. I see you also in line at the airport failing to grasp the whole "TAKE YOUR FRIGGIN SHOES OFF BEFORE YOU GO THRU THE SCANNER" policy despite it being posted everywhere except perhaps tattooed to the inside of your eyelids. And to think you can't get that right but you sure as shit have no issue taking those stinkers off inside a Southwest Airlines cattle car causing all of us to pray for those stupid masks to drop from the ceiling that may or may not inflate, but don't worry O2 is flowing. I see you in line at the store, huffing and puffing staring at your watch because you are too busy working on conquering the world to stop and wait your turn. Walking out of a movie fronting your incredible intellect about the showing and why it was flawed as if you were a student of the theatre. But the movie was: “The Fantastic Four.” Your talk of musical knowledge while bumping “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” Yes, you 90% are everywhere and your hypocrisy is nothing more then your own mental Viagra. A need to be something greater then who you are when in reality you are stripped in my eyes with no front you can put up. You as a human are a complete and utter failure. Hurry home, “Survivor” is on.If you fall into the other 10%, you are forced to wade threw this cesspool of humanity in search of your fellow 10%’ers. And a 1/10 success rate is not exactly what I would call inspiring is it? If process of natural selection has been altered by the presence of civilization, then civilization in and of itself is flawed. So what do you do? Go Columbine on everyone? HELL NO!!! Just considered yourself enlightened to reality and sit back and enjoy the freak show. The 90% is your entertainment for this evening. You need not pay to see The Fantastic Four, they are walking all around you. I'll bring the popcorn.