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Right Shoe Undone

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I'm the original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied corpse maker from the wilds! Look at me! I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a hurricane, dam'd by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly related to the small-pox on the mother's side! Look at me! I take nineteen alligators and a bar'l of whiskey for breakfast when I'm in robust health, and a bushel of rattlesnakes and a dead body when i'm ailing! I Split the everlasting rocks with my glance, and i squench the thunder when I Speak! Stand back and give me room according to my strength! Blood's my natural drink, and wails of the dying is music to my ear! Cast your eye on me, gentleman! - and lay low and hold your breath, for I'm bout to turn myself loose

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