Cracktown are a right fucking pain in the arse. Right from day one, we were beset with technical production problems- bad weather spoiling our shoot, a food poisoning outbreak in catering, dodgy firewire cabling causing computer crashes, disk errors, damaged footage, missing data and dropped frames, that sot of thing. To make matters worse, we've got Cracktown sneaking onto the set every five minutes attempting to bum-rape anything in sight. Now, a lot of the actors we employ are crack-whores and will do just about anything, but even they have their limits. You can smell their soggy little diddles from about a mile off, and it renders all that sexual health screening completely and utterly futile. Fuck, we hate them...
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