MariaPaula - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hellowww sexy biatchesssss...Im Maria Paula...im just a crazy mother fucker...livin it up....not giving a fuck... im a super cool and outgoing sxy biatch...i play tennis...i love guys that play tennis...i love guys that play football...i love guys in general...i love football(soccer)...i think is the best damn thing ever after sexy guys...i love my sexy friends...i love my homeless hookers...i love magikmuzik...i love nigga beats...i love to fuckinshitcocksuckermotherfucker swear...i love to travel...and prob' have been were u havent...haha!...i love accents...i think they are super sexy turn on fetish w/e...i speak 5 languages...english.spanish.french.italian and russian...i love to fuckin'party and to get fuckin'wasted ...i love that im so good at that...im trying to quit smokin'...im trying to quit drinkin'...but i'll die someday anyways so i better njoi it lol!......so i always do what i want... not always what is right...dont care about rumours... just livin my fuckin' life...im always drunk...so i prob wont remember u...but i'll prob like u...so add me biatches muamua!..
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My Interests

WHEN WE DRINK TOO MUCH : 1.We have absolutely no idea where our purse is
2.We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and shaking our asses while yelling "woo-hoo!" is the sexiest dance move
3.On our last trip to pee we realize that now we look like a homeless hooker than the godess we were when we showed up to the party
4.Every song we hear we jump up and down screaming "OH MY GOD,I LOVE THIS SONG!"
5.Everytime we see someone we know we brek into tears and tell them that we love them sssooo much
6.The geek sitting next to us turns out to be cooler than we tought so we make out with him
7.We yell at the bartendee for just giving us juice since we can't taste the vodka anymore
8.The bed feels strangely like the kitchen floor
9.We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down when we sit on it
10.We take our shoes off because we believe its their fault we can'y walk straight.

I'd like to meet:

Facundo Bacardi :) Jim Beam Don Julio Johnny Red Johnny Black Jose Cuervo The master of Jager hahahaView All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

techno...trance...dance...house...elektro...chill-out...hip- hop...and reguetontonton haha

Movies:

Snatch.FightClub.Eurotrip.Lost Highway.V for vendetta.The Addams Family Values.Beetlejuice.GreatExpectations.Interview with the vampire.Borat.Almost Famous.7 virgenes.Donnie Darko.Pretty Persuasion.TheHole.AmericanHistoryX.The Devils Advocate.A clockwork orange.Girl Interrupted.Frontiere(s).Tais Toi.Quando sei nato non puo piu nasconderti.The red violin.51st state ...yes i can watch them over and over again...

Television:

VBS.TV...Two and a Half Men...Gossip Girl...Keeping up with the Kardashians...Dr.90210...Prision Break...The big bang theory

Books:

GQ(UK)...Vogue(Paris)...

Heroes:

Why should i say any other name when i know is CHUCK BASS!