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Kristin

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About Me

My name is Kristin. Not Kristin Havok or Kristin Horror. Not Kristin Destruction, Disaster or Catastrophe. Just Kristin. I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone. I am in college so I am full of brilliant insight on everything. I get strep throat alot. I like to get drunk and dance in my parent's garage. I love my new baby nephew, I love my family. I like the smell of musty basements and elementary schools. I like to stay in on Friday nights and stay up watching the History Channel. I hate Bam Margera, 16 year old girls, Pepsi, [brackets] and Harry Potter...shiiit. TAKING PICTURES OF YOUR SHOES IS NOT ART!

My Interests

reading, writing, and 'rithmatic, solving the complex mysteries of the rubiks cube, music, milk duds, figurines, edward norton, good old fashioned sex and WWIII music, day time television, playing in the park, antique shopping with my mom, smooches and anarkisses, fine wine magazines, feeding babies jerky.

I'd like to meet:

people with social anxiety and crooked backs.

Music:

Against Me!, Bright Eyes, The Shins, The Unicorns The Sounds, Panic at the Disco, Head Automatica, Green Day, Cat Power, Motion City Soundtrack, Death From Above 1979, Taking Back Sunday, Catch-22, Journey, The Starting Line, Modest Mouse, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Kinison, Feist, Le Tigre, The Postal Service, Deathcab For Cutie, Straylight Run, The Blood Brothers, Jaguar Love, Crystal Castles, Brand New, The Beatles, Weezer, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, Motley Crue, Prince, Elton John, The Glenn Miller Orchestra The Cure, The Clash, The Who, OFFDAZE ;) EUKALECTROCTION. LAZERBLAST.

Movies:

Gummo, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Pulp Fiction, Full Metal Jacket, Donnie Darko, American Beauty, American History X, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Beauty and the Beast, Blazing Saddles, The Evil Dead series, Dead Alive, Purple Rain, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Pan's Labyrinth

Television:

Roseanne, Seinfeld, Aqua Teen, King of the Hill, Law and Order, Sex and the City, South Park, The Golden Girls, I Love New York

Books:

The Ultimate Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy series, and The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul- Douglas Adams, 1984- George Orwell, A Brave New World- Aldous Huxley, The Master and Margarita- Mikhail Bulgakov, The Perks of Being a Wallflower- Stephen Chbosky, Slaughterhouse 5, Breakfast of Champions- anything Vonnegut, The Catcher in the Rye- Salinger, Lamb- Christopher Moore, Le Petit Prince...

Heroes:

BOBBY BUDNICK
FRANCO SUAVE

My Blog

So I was sitting at the coffee shop...

No I wasn't you fucking assholes. Does anyone else find it pretentious or at least irritating when someone writes a blog that starts out "I'm just sitting here with my laptop, drinking coffee at the c...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:04:00 PST

WOLVES- government sponsored TERRORISTS

that was on a bumper sticker that i saw on my way out to the most mind blowing experience of my entire life. the great dirtbike hill climb. for two whole hours i drank beer, listened to godsmack ...
Posted by Kristin on Sun, 27 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

To all of the dumb sluts who go to shows...

Stop grabbing my boyfriend's ass. Concerts are not fashoin shows. Stop grabbing my friend' s HUSBAND'S ass. Stop touching any boy thats dating any of my friends. They hate you. I will find y...
Posted by Kristin on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

One day we drove across the country to Pennsylvania...


Posted by Kristin on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 12:56:00 PST

So I had my tonsils removed yesterday....

and it really fucking hurts. I wish I had a cheeseburger, or some hot wings, or onion rings, or a gyro. Or death.
Posted by Kristin on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 03:59:00 PST

DO THIS IDIOTS

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. Ho...
Posted by Kristin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST