Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, the town of Staly Vegas proudly brings to you its favourite son,A Man who needs no introduction but is gonna get one anyway, He's a limousine ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' SON OF A GUN!He is homocidal,suicidal and genocidal, He is the man with the plan, the sultan of swing, the silence behind the violence, the man who's mad,bad and dangerous to know, the man whos harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono, the Ayatollah of rock and rolla, the hardest working man in show business, the Dean of Debate, the Lord of Lexus,The Coporal of Culture, the guy whos bigger and better than the Titanic cos only 400 women went down on the Titanic! The Lyrical Dynamo,The Icon, The Show Stopper, The Main Event,The Notorious 0161,Ridge Hill's most eligble batchelor and Stalybridge's number 1 MC He is Slim, Trim,Buff,Cut,Ripped,Chisled and JAKKKED!!!!!! He is The Captain of Charisma: Matt 'I'm a pussy strummin' deamon with vanilla flavoured seamen' Wheal....Wheal!*Ok maybe i'm going abit too far but my last profile was way too dull so i thought i'd jazz it up. I'm just an average schmo really but if i had just said that it wouldn't be nearly as interesting would it?Anyways if your digging the profile give us a bell*Any facts in Mr Wheal's profile may not be accurate. In fact they may not be true. Actually sod that they are all lies! But then again the man is deluded so what do you expect.
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Matthew Wheal --
[noun]:
A person who is constantly high
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