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Eric

Articulate optimists are hard to come by.

About Me

I live in Germany, in a litttle village called Worfeldon, or as I like to call it, the asshole of the universe. I'm 18, I have an obscure and demented sense of humor, and I like soup.Layout made by infamous_chiq at CreateBlog.com .

My Interests

Movies, books, philosophical pursuits, dwarf tossing, interpretive dance, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that frequents the gaming news mecca, The Game Rag. Head over to www.thegamerag.com if you'd like to learn everything worth knowing in the world of entertainment.Plus, the site is contributed to by your's truly, meaning there's plenty of swearing, extended observations on the sexual habits of CEO's of multi-billion dollar companies, and shitloads of bad grammar to go around!Have you been to the Game Rag lately?www.thegamerag.com

Music:

Bloc Party, Rubyhorse, Demon Hunter, Switchfoot, Placebo, Panic! at the Disco, A Perfect Circle, Gorillaz, David Hasselhoff ..... I'm kidding.

Movies:

Crash, Million Dollar Baby, Fight Club, Sin City, The Godfather, Goodfellas, In America, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Adaptation, Serenity, The Matrix Trilogy, Brokeback Mountain, A History of Violence, and far too many others to count.Also anything directed by Martin Scorsese, David Fincher, or Stephen Spielberg.

Television:

Rescue Me, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Chappelle's Show, 24 (1st and 3rd seasons), Scrubs, House, South Park, Family Guy, Mind of Mencia... Yeah, just about anything on Comedy Central.

Books:

I love to read anything by Chuck Palahniuk or Kurt Vonnegut Jr., authors of Fight Club and Breakfast of Champions respectively. I read a lot from various other authors as well, such as Zadie Smith, Alex Garland, and Stephen King on occasion.And just so you know, Kate Walbert's "The Gardens of Kyoto" is the shit! The good kind ...

Heroes:

Muhammed "The Greatest" Ali, Chuck Palahniuk, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., David Wong, Denis Leary, Richard Prior, George Carlin, Jon Stewart, Mike Krahulik, Jerry Holkins and Tiffany Brown - because she'll hurt me if I don't.

My Blog

Tommy Lee Jones don't need no fucking navigation computer.

Just the other night while I was collapsed in front of my television, a movie called Space Cowboys came on. Now this is a film that I largely ignored when it was in theaters several years ago. The bas...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:08:00 PST

How to end your TV show on the most blatantly cliched note possible - Part 2

Need an ending for a TV show? Want to end your show in such a mildly pretentuous and horribly boring display of your unoriginality? I've got two words for you. Cold. Play. Just grab any Coldplay song ...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 04:04:00 PST

How to end your TV show on the most blatantly cliched note possible.

I am fascinated by the medium of the motion picture. It is one of my great dreams to someday direct a movie. However, practicality being one of my few virtues, I am aware of how slim the chances of th...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:25:00 PST

Will Ferrell must die, and other heartwarming tales.

Some asshole named Larry Williams is the target of my cynicism for the moment, so everyone else out there may enjoy a brief moment of respite. This guy called Larry Williams decided to plague the Sea...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 07:10:00 PST

DANCE!

I've been following news coming from BT Futurology for some time now. In case you didn't know, the fine people at BT Futurology made a splah in the world of consumer electronics a few months back wit...
Posted by Eric on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 07:46:00 PST

The 21st century's greatest epiphany.

I'm very negative. People tell me that a lot. It's not like I walk around wearing all black, listening to fucking Ronnie James Dio albums (don't ask), and writing shitty one-dimensional poetry about ...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 06:49:00 PST

cookies

...... Don't really have anything to say. I just thought you'd like to know.
Posted by Eric on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:35:00 PST

I can't feel my toes.

I wish I had a Krispy Kreme right now.
Posted by Eric on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 10:55:00 PST