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Auspicious Fetish

Kat is my sugar mama, woohoo

About Me

Struggle: those points in time separating the have's and the have not's.

My Interests

weightlifting, basketball, weightlifting, annoying you, weightlifting, peoplewatching, the gym, and boring you out of your mind oh and working out.

I'd like to meet:

All the carmel colored girls... ok so i've done the math and here it is. 792,144 people in omaha 6.1% carmel colored females narrowing to 48,320 of which 12.4% are between 21-29 leaving 5991 of which 58.5% have some college or better leaving 3505 of which 51.3% aren't married leaving 1798 of which I have already found the ONE I want, miss you Kat
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Music:

rap mostly old school stuff when it still meant something, and early 90's alternative.

Movies:

Monty Python, The life of David Gale, Thomas Crown Affair, V for Vandetta, any comedy

Television:

Daily Show, Colbert Report, History Channel

Books:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 13 Oct
Birthplace: Indiana
Current Location: Nebraska
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Bald
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left
Your Heritage: WASP you made have heard of our group we are doing quite well... haha j/k
The Shoes You Wore Today: running shoes
Your Weakness: Other peoples pain
Your Fears: Death
Your Perfect Pizza: Dominos ham pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I got to 375lbs so now I'm shooting for 400lbs bench
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Do people still use IM?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Can I go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: You tell me
Your Bedtime: midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: don't have one
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, Gave up Dr. Pepper atleast for now
McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot chocolate
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Trying not to
Do you Sing: only in the car
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: With Kat
Do you want to go to College: Already been, curently doing my masters
Do you want to get Married: already married
Do you belive in yourself: you have to if you are reading this
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: I used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Never
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but going again soon
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: This better always be no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Never
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Don't want to
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Shorter than me
Weight: petite
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: doesnt' everyone have an Ipod now
Number of Piercings: several
Number of Tattoos: a few small ones
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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Heroes:

If your hero isn't staring you in the face when you get up in the morning don't go to sleep.

My Blog

Not old... Distinguished

So tommorow I will be 28, thats right 28!  Now that I am nearly thirty I'm curious how much longer before I become the old creepy guy at the bar?  Maybe I already am the old creepy guy??&nbs...
Posted by Auspicious Fetish on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 07:14:00 PST

Today's mystery

So I am doing laundray right now and as I'm taking the clean stuff to my room to pack I come across a women's shirt.  Hence the mystery.  The shirt is obvioulsy a women's and that of a very ...
Posted by Auspicious Fetish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thoughts of the night

I can feel my blood burning inside me as my mind races as if a million voices are screaming at me.  I'm jittery I feel caged trapped in something I've created.  The seconds go by like days, ...
Posted by Auspicious Fetish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Job Opening

Please fill out this application. 1.Which position are you applying for: Girlfriend/Life Partner/Wife/Stalker 2. Name 3. Height and Weight(note if you height in inches divided by your weight in lbs is...
Posted by Auspicious Fetish on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST