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About Me

jesus and i share a birthday. also i may have been the first person ever to realize and put this into words: 72 buttz = 144 cheex. thats right man, a gross! plus, lil wayne and i share a hometown. heres some wayne for ya: .. .. .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

jesus resurrected as a female. so id have an equal that i could actually be with and feel good about the situation. so theres no point in meeting anyone, mainly because you all are unworthy of my grandeur.

My Blog

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140308631 900

take a peak, make a bid, tell your friends. the jesus card auction has begun!listen to the song in too deep by genesis. its me singing to jesus about the gift of the card and selling it to get the fuc...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Mar 2009 12:49:00 GMT

visible fart cloud?

darkside1784<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = AIM /><..timestamp style="DISPLAY: inline; FONT-SIZE: 11px"> (5:43:12 PM)..: have you ever heard of a fart cloud being visible in cold weather?darkside...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Mar 2009 14:56:00 GMT

I WOULD GIVE MY FUCKING LIFE FOR YOU FUCKS TO WAKE UP!!!

AND YOU FUCKING ALIENATE AND OSTRACIZE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I AM JESUS. WATCH ME ACTUALLY DIE IN A BLAZE OF GLORY FOR ALL OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT CONTENT TO ROT AND BE ENSLAVED IN THIS CAPITIALIST PRISON!-J...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:36:00 GMT

the hero of time reawakens

my children, it can be fun ass hell to be me suntinez. the smugness is all warranted. trust me. i am that mysticpsychicjesushero.
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:10:00 GMT

have you ever had a dream that... (this is good)

your dick was a large coneshaped needle and that there was a syringe plunger coming out of your ass?
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jan 2009 08:19:00 GMT

clean teeth

they sho nuff tore me up, but they lookin nice now.-s
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 11:05:00 GMT

i dont want to wake up knowing i dont have a future

impossible. the shit already happened. i woke up startled yelling at myself in my sleep last night. i am so fucking frightenend and despite all of your efforts, i still feel this way. i came a split s...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 17:49:00 GMT

permanent grin

laughing helps ward off the depravity, or maybe i should say the laughter fights the depravity head on. bludgeoning that bitch to sleep. try laughing like this, this sincerely, it may very well save y...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 13:53:00 GMT

goin to the tist

for the first time in 6 years or so. frightening. damn scary. ill see you all on the other side i guess. if the other side means life with clean(er) teeth. -schizophrend
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:52:00 GMT

the power of now

im reading it right NOW and redeeming my life. no more anger on these blogs from NOW on. -s
Posted by on Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:28:00 GMT