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About Me


Dear You,
Right, as you're reading this, I'm assuming you'll want to know at least a bit about me. My name is Olivia (not that you would have ever guessed), but I prefer to be called by various nicknames that others have given me. Although I'll settle for "Liv". I am 16, although a lot of people have a hard time believing that. However, I use this to my advantage, and never pay the proper fare for trains or the cinema and such. I live in Tooting, that's in South London, and the chicken cottage near me always has fights going on around it. I don't know why, maybe the food there's so disgusting that it causes the consumer's hormone levels to soar and, in the male species, causes their testosterone levels to spike thus causing pugnaciousness (if that's a word?). I always have my oyster card, my keys and my phone with me, and generally some form of music. Unlike so many, I don't wear excessive amounts of make-up, and I don't flash my cleavage at every given opportunity, it just seems a bit silly to me. I'm very much a want-what-I-can't-have type of person. I'm the person that will actually laugh at your stupid jokes when no one else does. I'm incredibly optimistic, and generally a nice person, and you'll be able to tell exactly what I'm thinking from my body language and facial expressions. Right, that's tired me out enough. The end.
From,
Olivia
P.S I believe all problems can be solved with a hot drink, be it hot chocolate or tea. (but not coffee, I hate that stuff.)
P.P.S If you visit this page, please leave a comment :)
By the way, I love this :D
Once upon a time...
My brain's repeating "If you've got an impulse let it out", but they never make it past my mouth..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people I've met so far are great, so I suppose I'd like to meet them often? Oh, and maybe God.
And also.. I have now met the sexiest vegetarian that ever lived! (pictured below)

My Blog

you know you want to fill it in..

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. What do you think of me? 5. Do you like me? 6. What's the best memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be friends?8. Do...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 03:51:00 GMT

Olivia likes to annoy telemarketers! :)

All the time the phone rings and it's those damn 0800 numbers. It doesn't matter how many times I tell them that we don't need new windows, or a new sink, they just don't seem to understand. So I've u...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 05:43:00 GMT