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Greetings people! My name is Joe and I was born in a boring town in Rhode Island (then again everything in Rhode Island is BORING!) and I decided to get a job where I could travel around the country and find some place that I could move far away. What do I do, I go one state up from Rhode Island and move to Massachusetts. Yes, I am a simple boy.I am always looking to get to know new, exciting, and especially weird people. Looking for those kids that ate paste or the type your mother wouldn't allow you to play with (I was one of those kids.....not the paste eater, the other kind) Always looking for people to get to know but if you belong to a band or a crappy movie coming out, I will delete you. I could care less about bands or indie movies. I only own about 10 CDs and I think 8 of those were given to me and I have the IFC channel so I dont need to know about your big production with a star who was famous in like 1977. If you want to know anything else about me, read my survey below or just email me. THANKS!Myspace Backgrounds
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joe
Birthday: 8/25/72
Birthplace: Rhode Island (dont hold it against me)
Current Location: Boston, MA
Eye Color: light blue
Hair Color: dirty blonde
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed (use to be left)
Your Heritage: French/Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today: beat up doc martens
Your Weakness: cereal (nothing like breakfast with the Captn)
Your Fears: water (almost drown when I was 8)
Your Perfect Pizza: meatlovers (insert dirty joke here)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: learn a language or musical instrument
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey you!
Thoughts First Waking Up: oh come on 10 more minutes!
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes
Your Bedtime: does 3am count?
Your Most Missed Memory: going to Woolworths for a grilled cheese and a malt
Pepsi or Coke: dear lord COKE!
MacDonalds or Burger King: I dont eat roadkill
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: no (social smoker really)
Do you Swear: FUCK YEAH
Do you Sing: when no one is around
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: already did
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: try to
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: not really
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: so so
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: no wanna learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yes (office supplies from work)
Ever been Drunk: never
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: plane crash sounds interesting
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: history teacher (it pays shit)
What country would you most like to Visit: Russia
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
[Marital Status] taken
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together] yep and still annoying after all these years
[Siblings] 2 brothers, 1 sister
[Pets] no
FAVORITES
[Color] black, silver
[Number] 13
[Animal] Dogs (except poodles)
[Drinks] Absolut straight (why ruin it with ice?)
[Soda] Coke
[Book]
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] no but one one
[Have Piercings?] no
[Cheat on tests/homework?] sometimes
[Drink/Smoke?] no/sometimes
[Like roller coasters?] LOVE EM!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] London
[Want more piercings?] dont have any
[Like cleaning?] yes
[Write in cursive or print?] print (cursive looks like putting the pen in the hand of a monkey)
[Own a web cam?] yes
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] yes
[Ever get off the damn computer?] depends on the porn I find
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] no
[Considered a life of crime?] no
[Lied to someone?] yes
[Been in love?] yes
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes
[Been in lust?] yes
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] yes
[Been cheated on?] yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yes
[Stolen anything?] yes
[Held a gun] yes
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] t-shirt, boxers, socks
[Current mood] confused (as usual)
[Current taste] Coke (just finished it)
[What you currently smell like] the hamper in a dead man's apartment (just kidding)
[Current hair] dirty blonde (in need of a haircut BAD!!!)
[Current thing I ought to be doing] sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] Nevermind - Nirvana
[Last book you read] The Da Vinci Code
[Last movie you saw] Rent
[Last thing you ate] cheeseburger (blood rare mmmmmm)
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Brandi
[Do drugs?] no
[Believe there is life on other planets?] yes
Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no
[Read the newspaper?] no (save a tree, read it off the net)
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yes
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] yes
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] sometimes
[Have an obsession?] Nikes and Fossil watches
[Collect anything?] oh hell yeah and theres not enough room to list them all
[Have a best friend?] yes
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] yes
[Care about looks] yes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Julie in kindergarten (what a whore)
[First kiss] Holly
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yes
[Do you believe in "the one?"] yes
[Are you a tease?] sometimes
[Too shy to make the first move?] no
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yes
[Bitch/Asshole] yes
[sarcastic] yes
[Angel] try not to be (too boring)
[Devil] yes
[Shy] no
[Talkative] yes
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There are sooooo many people I would love to meet but most of all I would LOVE to meet Andy Warhol! (yeah I know he is dead) One of my all time FAVORITE painters in the world! Everyone always said, "You are not famous until Andy paints you" Just to hear him talk about his work and the wild nights at Studio 54, it would be well worth it. Screw God and Jesus, just let me meet ANDY!

My Blog

Sarah Palin quits...now she should leave the United States

I am very proud to say that I voted for Obama.  I dont care what anyone else says, I think he is doing a great job.  With that being said, lets pan our eyes over to the lame ass candidates that oppose...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:27:00 GMT

R.I.P Michael Jackson & Billy Mays

What the fuck is going on here!  First we lose Farrah and then we lose Michael Jackson and now we lose Billy Mays (the fat bearded guy screaming for Oxy Clean)I do have to admit was in awe and SHOCK w...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:55:00 GMT

R.I.P Farrah Fawcett

Oh my god my day has turn to complete shit.  I recently was graced with an injury to my knee in which I now have to go to physical therapy for...take care of your knees kids, you will miss them when t...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 10:50:00 GMT

Jon and Kate....who the hell cares

I got to talking with a friend of mine about this show on TLC that everyone seems to be talking about.  She made me watch one episode of this show and now I am missing IQ points and my will to live. I...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 21:48:00 GMT

You have got to LOVE Myspace, well not really

God do I love this....about two or three weeks ago I wrote a blog about Oprah telling the world that she was a fat pig.  Lady you dont need to tell us, we can see it with our own eyes that you are pus...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:58:00 GMT

iPhone and RETARD have the same amout of letters, imagine that!

This shows you how much our society is in the shitter. We have people killing people, poverty, AIDS, war, people starving, but we have losers from coast to coast camping out at their local A...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:45:00 GMT

thou shall drive saintly.....fuck you

Oh my fucking god, two things I hate most in the world have finally come together (and not in a good way like chocolate and peanut butter either)  My friend gave me a copy of this article that ap...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:05:00 GMT

let me express what I feel about express lines

Now I dont know if this has happened to any of you fine people out there in the wacky internet world but today I totally felt like killing someone in a supermarket. I had a birthday party to go to so ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 23:32:00 GMT

the great lost art of conversation

Growing up my parents put alot of values into the heads of all of their kids.  I am the youngest, and yes I STILL get away with murder.  But one of the things that they told me to be was to ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 23:55:00 GMT

driving according to me

Driving in MA is basically telling the world that you have a death wish.  I was born in Rhode Island and come to find out, they are the #1 worst drivers in America.  Its kinda sad that they ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:18:00 GMT