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Nihil makes me smi-hil

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About Me

My name is Jimmy, and I like Gangsta Rap. But enough about me, what about that Gwen Stefani twat? She's a fucking cunt and a half if I've ever seen one. No Doubt were a fucking girl band. The rest of the (allegedly) male members obviously didn't have a cock to share between them. Tragic Kingdom?!?! The only thing tragic is that I have yet to lever that talentless yodeling whores kneecaps off with a claw hammer, no wait, make that a claw hammer with AIDS.
And what the fuck is with the omnipresent geisha slaves? Not only is this disease with hair extensions flaunting her obscene wealth while having the audacity to sing 'If I was a rich girl' as oriental manservants follow her around, inhaling her wealthy people farts as she gorges herself on foie gras made with vietnamese babies instead of ducks, she'll then offer Pharrell Williams a few vocal tracks (READ: Him and his friends the opportunity to run a train on her) in return for him sprinkiling her with a little studio stardust (READ: Manfat)
If anybody knows her, tell her I think she's a dick and if she wants to fuck around, I'll beat the shit out of her and that pussy-whipped ass hat she calls a husband.

My Interests

The willfull neglect of my own well being.
Hip Hop.
Being left alone.
Paranoia and the paranoid.
A man from Norway called Jason.
Colouring in textured wallpaper.
Laughing under my breath at the witless chuckle-fucks who fail to see me for the manipulative sociopath that I am.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Duncan to tell him TTSSATTSR scared the shit out of me.
Gwen Stefani to knock her teeth out and leave a baked poop on her chest.
The Butthole Surfers to ask them why.
Kool G Rap to stammer something about pure, uncut dopeness before my mouth goes dry and I have a minor stroke.

Movies:

Tetsuo: The Iron Man.

Television:

Not today, thankyou.

Books:

Camus - The Rebel.

Heroes:

Richard Pryor, 7-times hotdog eating champion Takeru Kobayashi.

My Blog

READ IN LOUD ANGRY VOICE.

   I know this whole blog thing is a little self-indulgent, pointless and will ultimately be read by myself and some 40 year old divorcee in Wisconsin but what the heck, might as well whil...
Posted by Nihil makes me smi-hil on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:37:00 PST