Emmett

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January 17, 1979 at 9:36 am. It was the happiest day of my mom's life. In the past 27 years, it has come to be the happiest day of many lives.Growed up in Vurgeenyah. Yep, the deep south. Lived there until I was 11. It was there that I quickly became adept at the smooth inclusion of racial slurs in my everday vernacular. Once we moved north, I equally quickly removed said slurs from my vernacular. It was the 80's, kids.Fast forward a few years, and I'm living with my younger sister, mother and father in North Tonawanda, NY. It's a suburb of Buffalo, and yes, it is where Tim McVeigh is from. He and I actually went to the same high school. We have alot in common, according to our mutual Spanish teacher....well except for the whole homeland-terrorist-blowing-up-buildings-and-killing-innocent s part.At present I am training to be an anesthesiologist at Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore. That's right, I graduated from medical school, and you must now address me as Dr. Jackass rather than simply Jackass. And yes, they ARE letting us gays be doctors these days. A few years from now, should you need surgery, you might be looking up through the gas mask at my pretty face. I will not, however, say to you: "I'm going to give you some FABULOUS drugs now!" As much as I may be tempted....Oh yeah, I guess I should say something to dumb me down and make me appealing to those that like that sort of thing. BooYah. There.