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About Me

Alright my name is Will I'm pretty much at a crossroads in my life. I have some interesting choices to make within the next few months. I would like to attend school but I'm pretty much out on my own right now with work so I'm hoping to get some frickin aid like all the rest of my people. I work at Boulder Creek in Staten Island ( I used to work at the one in linden which is the best restaurant u've never heard of) and its pretty much what I do right now. I've got a beamer thats as old as I am but its in good workin condition BABY!! Its got a manual transmission (stick shift for the morons out there) so it took me awhile to learn how to drive it. I almost ran it into Boulder Creek . Could you imagine me getting fired on my day off? But now I'll race anyone out there ( as long as we dont go over 80 mph :) ) . I've only lived in Rahway for 2 years and I only went to school out here for about 3 months so mainly the people I socialize with are the people I work with. I'm a real good guy with a pretty big heart in all honesty. I'm always there for a friend.
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Name: William Aaron Lazaroff
Birthday: 04/ 01/ 1986 ( 84 on my soon to be fake id)
Birthplace: Manhatten
Current Location: Rahway
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Write with left and do everything else with my right
Your Heritage: Mostly Puerto Rican and a little Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Air Force Ones
Your Weakness: IM TOO FRICKIN NICE 2 people!
Your Fears: Being alone when I'm old
Your Perfect Pizza: Low cal low fat and great ( which is impossible)
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: progress in life (either find a good job or go to school)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 4sho
Thoughts First Waking Up: damn i gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: My 9
Your Bedtime: 86 ( i aint got one )
Your Most Missed Memory: I miss when my mom was my best friend ,now i barely speak to her
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: They both stank but MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i dont know
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends where and on who
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: I'm gonna quit one decade
Do you Sing: In the shower and while cuming
Do you Shower Daily: 4sho
Have you Been in Love: 4shizzle ( ive always wanted to say that
Do you want to go to College: 4sho
Do you want to get Married: as long as its the right person
Do you belive in yourself: I think I can do whatever I put my mind 2
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: 4shizzle ( I've always wanted to say that)
Are you a Health Freak: On and Off
Do you get along with your Parents: Yea now that we live apart
Do you like Thunderstorms: 4sho
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 4sho
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: If alcohol counts
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No , but Pat D at applebees gave me a cup full
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few peoples virginities
Ever been Drunk: 4sho
Ever been called a Tease: hell mutha fukkin yeah
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: not since I was 12
How do you want to Die: in my bed with all the people I love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to be a bra and pantie set
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: doesnt matter
Short or Long Hair: LONGGGGG
Height: No taller than 5'6
Weight: as long as she aint bigger than me
Best Clothing Style: anything that doesnt resemble my clothing
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a billion
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: THINGS I TOOK 4 GRANTED
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My Interests

Sports , Women , Drinking , Women , Porterhouse Steaks , Drinking , Women , Getting locked out of my house, and Women
W Whimsical
I Inspirational
L Lovable
B Brilliant
U Useful
R Refreshing
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I'd like to meet:

A female thats single , reallllly dumb and ridiculously rich. I mean most people want to meet someone famous but thats good enough for me.All jokes aside I just want to meet cool people who arent full of shit. I don't have time for people who are fake. I am not interested in lies and u telling u got a 2008 escalade cuz your dad works for GM. Who cares!

Music:

Right now I prefer late 90s hip hop but when I'm fucked up its all the same to me anyhow

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption , Scarface , Who Framed William Lazaroff? , The Boulder Creek Blow Jobs , The Drunken Boulder Creek Blow Jobs , Who Blew the Taxi Driver? , The Touchables , Waiting , Waiting II : Getting high on the job

Television:

ESPN , ESPNEWS

Books:

My favorite book is the greatest book ever. Its a collection of 66 books. It is the most amazing thing I have ever read and I urge u too pick one up. Its called the bible

Heroes:

Robert " Weed head" Kennedey