About Me
...: "Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose washing machines, cars and compact disc players. Choose your friends. Choose a couch and wonder who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose your future. Choose life.
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life... I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons.
So why did I do it? I could offer a million answers - all false. The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the clubs, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, luggage, pornography, DVDs, game shows, CDs, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, family Christmas, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead to the day you die."