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About Me

I wonder how many people actually sit here and read this. Let's start this off by saying that I am a Coffee Connoisseur. From Maxwell House to Community, Folger's to Nescafe, Starbucks to Joe Mugg's, I've tried them all. I can go on and on about this all night long. My grammar is atrocious but who cares, I've seen worse. My love for coffee is surpassed only for my love of sushi and pez. Those are the top 3. Moving on, I like horror flicks and watching saturday morning specials. On my free time, I steal candy from babies and eat chicken chimichangas. I can keep telling you about the things I like but eventually I'll run out of room, so let's just go to things I dislike. Number 1, numero uno, ichi; I hate stupid. It's like a disease that's spreading throughout the nation. For example, A tribe of 4 round people walk into Cici's Pizza. They pay for the buffet and go through the line. After grabbing all the pizzas off of the buffet, they decide that 30 pizzas is not enough to fill their 20 stomachs. So they decide to order 20 more pizzas to their table. After performing gluttonous acts at their table, they feel the need to come and complain about how the pizzas gave them indigestion and diarrhea. I wish there was a law that let me punch the stupid. One time at work, a lady came up to me and said,"You machine thing don't be makin no ice!" So I responded by saying,"That's because it just holds the ice. It doesn't make any." To which she said,"Well you need to fix it to where it be makin da ice!" As you can tell, I really hate stupid..r{} Christian Myspace Layouts - Angels MySpace Layouts Christian Myspace Layouts.r{}

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who: has their head on straight, doesn't start drama just to start drama, enjoys a healthy lifestyle, doesn't smoke, has a stunning smile, has a keen fashion sense, isn't always depressed, knows who they are, is sarcastic, is witty, enjoys watching movies, speaks intellectually, enjoys a nice cup of coffee, enjoys stimulating conversation, can take a joke, has something that they are passionate about, doesn't act like they know everything, isn't loose and skanky, has goals and aspirations, and enjoys life.

My Blog

Difficult decision

It's been a weird few weeks. My parents were in a wreck, we were hit by hurricanes, and 2 of my friends passed away. I think the rebuilding process is the hardest. But it make...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:34:00 GMT

Still got it.

Sarging: Verb; to Sarge. The act of engaging conversational rapport with a complete stranger. Though tied to the seduction community as the official name for being "on the hunt," the term also a...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

One-Eyed Willie

Monday night, after I left work, I went to Wally World and bought some groceries. It was just some food to last me the rest of the week. No biggie. Mostly drinks and meal...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 22:56:00 GMT

Re-Committing my life

A few years ago I used to be an avid churchgoer. Every sunday mornings and wednesday nights, I attended church. I started to notice some things happening at the church that weren&rs...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 22:43:00 GMT

Self Destruction

I’ve finally cracked. Nothing seems to be working out. Last night I drank......alot. My friends had to hide the alcohol. My brother told me that I wasn’t goi...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:48:00 GMT

Lies, lies, and more lies,

These past couple of weeks have been extremely frustrating. I seem to be getting easily aggravated. With how I’m feeling at this moment, it wouldn’t take much to get me angry.&...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:58:00 GMT

Back and Better than ever!!!

I'm finally back at it. Today I went to the doctor and had my stitches taken out. My doctor told me that everything healed perfectly. So now my status is back to active. During the healing proc...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:09:00 GMT

Mad because Im falling

Be careful, catch my heart catch my heart from falling falling out of control control that can't be lost Please don't look into my eyes in my eyes I can't hide hide the way I feel feelings tha...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:41:00 GMT

Ive had enough

I don't think my body can handle anymore. I haven't been completely honest with everyone. Instead of getting the rest I need to fully recuperate, I've been pushing myself. I h...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:34:00 GMT

Back to healing

I went to the doctor today and told him that I was in a lot of pain. It was time to get my drains out. Well, one of my drains was clogged. So the fluid just kept building up. Th...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 14:02:00 GMT