Music.
I also love philosophy and billiards. The only true wisdom is knowing that you know nothing...
I also like darts and ping pong... Ahh yes, the only two sports I can play...
I'd like to meet:
Alive: Jon Stewart, Mike Patton, Henry Rollins, & Tom Waits.
Anyone involved in music...
Dead: Hunter S. Thompson, John Lennon, Jim Varney, John Belushi, George Washington, Jimi Hendrix, & Chris Farley.
Music:
When I die, I want someone to play "Don't Follow" By Alice In Chains at my celebration.
Dr.Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, Radiohead, NIN, QOTSA, Blind Melon, , Thin Lizzy, Alice In Chains, The Beatles, Beck, Bob Dylan, The Bloodhound Gang, Lovage, Faith No More (anything Mike Patton), Fantomas, Mr.Bungle, Melvins, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Jerry Cantrell, The Doors, Hendrix, Cream, Blind Faith, Bob Segar, Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Primus, Les Claypool, Modest Mouse, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Velvet Underground, The Greatful Dead, G'n'R, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rolling Stones, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Sublime, System Of A Down, Type O Negative, TOOL, Korn, OZZY, Sabbath, They Might Be Giants, King Crimson, Alan Parsons Project, U2, Weezer, The Who, Tom Waits, King Missile, Depeche Mode, Jackson Browne, Montrose, Humble Pie, Dr. Hook & the Medicen Show, Issac Hayes, Miles Davis & Coltraine, The Black Crowes, Beastie Boys, Eric Clapton, Franz Ferdinand, Buddy Holly, Johnny Cash, Brian Wilson & the Beach Boys, Buckethead, and much much more.
Oh yeah, don't forget to check out my old band, Captain i, at http://www.myspace.com/captaini And my new band Deviant Distraction at http://myspace.com/deviantdistraction
Movies:
Movies I like: (Anything Bruce Campbell) Evil Dead & Army of Darkness, Bubba Ho Tep, The Man With The Screaming Brain, Better Off Dead, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, Back To The Future, The Big Lebowski, Donny Darko, Blow, Clerks, National Lampoon's Vacations, Half Baked, Dazed & Confused, Office Space, Detroit Rock City, Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings (good effects but a little over rated), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, One Crazy Summer, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, James & The Giant Peach. Monty Python's The Holy Grail. Bill & Ted's Excellent & Bogus Adventures, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Jackie Brown, 4 Rooms, Kill Bill.
I also love horror flicks like: Last House On The Left, Texas Chainsaw Massacure, Saw, Halloween 1-2, Nightmare On Elm St., Salem's Lot. And I love anything by Hitchcock: Vertigo, North By Northwest, Strangers On A Train, To Catch A Theif, The Birds, Phsyco. And old B-movies: Earth v.s. The Flying Saucers, Invasion Of The Body Snatchers, Plan 9 from Outer Space, The Day The Earth Stood Still, War Of The Worlds (1953), The Wolfman, The Raven, Village Of The Damned, Gila Monster, Planet Of The Apes, Soilent Green (IT'S PEOPLE!). Also Kubrick's flicks rock: A Clockwork Orange, 2001 A Space Oddity, Dr. Strangelove, Full Metal Jacket. Also I like Vincent Price, Bela Lugosi, Boris Karloff. AND Mystery Science Theater 3000. The Muppets kick some serious ass too.
Television:
FAMILY GUY, The Daily Show, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Metalocolypse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Night Court, Gilligan's Island (rip Bob Denver), Dr. Who (the original), I like the History Channel too. The home shopping network is a little strange when you're tripping, but still it's quality programming...
I used to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000, even back in the day when it was still local programming on Channel 43. Remember it used to be on right after Ultra-Man. Anybody remember Ultra-Man?
The only shows I watch religeously are Family Guy, My Name Is Earl, Aqua Teen, South Park, and The Daily Show.
And Mitch Hedbergs stand up comedy was the shit!
Books:
Right now I'm reading "WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS." Again, for like the 100th time. It's a gripping Novel by Shel Silverstein. ---------- Any thing by Hunter S. Thompson. Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas - "PANIC. It crept up my spine like the first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me. Here I was alone in Las Vegas, completely twisted on drugs, no cash, no attorney, no story for the magazine, I don't even know who won the race." -------------Oh and I like the book "Please Kill Me" (I promise I'll give it back someday, Matt) It's about the history of punk music. The funniest part is when Lou Reed says to this girl "So, you wanna go back to my place and shit in my mouth?" and she says "umm, no I don't think so." Then Lou says "Well what if I put a plate over my mouth and you can just shit on the plate?" She goes "No, that's okay." Then Lou goes "well, lets just go back to my place and have some fun." Then the girl is like "No, no I don't fucking think so." I laughed my ass off. Lou Reed is a crazy mother fucker. Now I understand the song "I said hey babe, take a shit on the wild side, and the colored girls go, Poo Poo Poo, Poo Poo Poo Poo"
Heroes:
My wife (wonder woman), Mitch Hedberg, Hunter S. Thompson, Brian Griffin, people who fought in WWII or any war for that matter, people who live with chronic pain, The Beatles, and that guy who dog sledded across the Polar Ice Cap.
