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Brian Awesome

I am here for Friends and Networking

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Somebody fucking cool.. The more tattoos the better..AIM = AlfLivesInVegas if your feeling chatty and see me on.

Music:



Television:

Family Guy, 24, Smallville, Sopranos, Entourage, Lucky Louie, Anything with Bam Margera or Dave Chappelle, Americas Funniest Home Videos, Planets funniest home Videos.

Heroes:

Lt. Frank Drebin, Police Squad and Jack Bauer, and this guy...

My Blog

... but at least the drugs are good

So yea. Good old kidneys flared up again. Stone in the pipe line. Night in the Emergency room. New batch of vicodins and all that good stuff. How can one person be so lucky? Day 3, and the stones stil...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:00:00 PST

Fabulous in the vein of..

So.. I was out on the town this weekend past, and it was brought to my attention that my jokes, humor, and what have you were "mean, bordering on being offencive and or rude". That person can go fuck ...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

P.E.T.A. kills animals..

PETA's Dirty SecretHypocrisy is the mother of all credibility problems, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has it in spades. While loudly complaining about the "unethical" treatmen...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:27:00 PST

Sometimes, im so fucking sweet..

The things I come up with.. I really am in the wrong profession. I should be in film, or on stage. I cant stop laughing at how fucking brilliant it was. Not just what i did, but what accompanied it on...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 06:47:00 PST

Le ouch..

So.. I drove the jeep head first into a guardrail saturday afternoon.. No booze involved since thats what im always asked first. (sadly, only one person thought to ask if i was ok, at least ...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 11:02:00 PST

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen..

See my portrait Painted as perfect as you Why have i been Given a Chance to Fly, fly away When im not With you I feel so Alone Why have i Been given a Chance to fly Away....
Posted by Brian Awesome on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 04:47:00 PST

All those funny little Bush/Kerry quotes..

For all those funny little emails that go around claiming Kerry and or Bush said these things.. Sadly, you were a bit off on these. Except for one. Enjoy!     [Collected on the Internet...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:59:00 PST

Dressed up in lies, to dance with truth.

I have a very small window of acceptablity for stupidity. When it comes to certain things that annoy the everlovingpiss out of me, you cross that line, and you can go get stabbed in the face with some...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:46:00 PST

The bad idea and the great wall of please fucking die..

God im a fucking idiot.. This space for rent..
Posted by Brian Awesome on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:06:00 PST

You dont hate me, You hate the person you think i am.

So, I spent some time getting the Jeep worked on today. 350 some odd dollars on various little nick nacks to be tweaked, cleaned and replaced. Joy. I then stopped off and saw V for Vendetta. Sweet Ag...
Posted by Brian Awesome on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST