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Melissa

About Me

i like contraband.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

someone funny, someone sensitive, someone bitter, someone like me...

My Blog

colorblind

Not only was Little Miss Sunshine a most excellent movie, it made me fall head over feet in love with Devotchka.  However, not at first.  My love for Devotchka came to in three stages: stage...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 20:49:00 GMT

am i pregnant?...

...no, but I have cravings...for food, not pregnancy.  This morning at 7:45am I got out of the warm confines of my bed to scrape the ice off my car with a busted scraper.  Why? you ask. ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:16:00 GMT

thanks for kicking me while i'm down

so just for kicks and so i wouldn't have to do homework, i did the forever long personality profile at eharmony.com.  after 40 minutes of describing me and the ideal partner, eharmony is unable t...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:40:00 GMT

stupid icebreakers

If there's anything that I hate more than small talk, it's icebreakers.  The kind of icebreaker that starts off a new class where one by one every person in the room has to state their ...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:26:00 GMT

it's that time of year

where i'd like to curl up with a bearded nerdy cute boy and a book...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 17:44:00 GMT

daggum inflation...

i was wandering around "that aisle" and have decided that I can no longer afford to menstruate.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:59:00 GMT

sweatpants and clogs

I hate noise.  Noises like the "clicking" i-pods make when you're scrolling down the menus (it's a good thing I don't own an i-pod), the tones cellphones make when you push buttons, chewing noise...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 14:28:00 GMT

i must say...

...that I was very disappointed when Gwen Stefani decided she was done with No Doubt and crossed over to the hip-hop side.  However, with songs like "Wind it up" that is sprinkled with "Lone...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 14:53:00 GMT

i miss you

Dearest Providence, i miss you.  i miss tealuxe, i miss "the gays", i miss cactus, i miss the horrible smell of the polluted bay, i miss rita, i miss whole foods, i miss ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 19:02:00 GMT

and I'm back...

Boyscout camp was better that I thought it would be.  Turns out  I didn't have to sleep in a tent after all.  I always go into things thinking the worse so that way I'm pleasantly surpr...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 13:39:00 GMT