megan

rather insouciant MyGen Profile Generator I love action movies and know a lot about them. I think a great action movie should include:-fuckoff shiny guns (desert eagle .50 or the like) -shot guns -a lot of loud gun cocking... shotguns preferably cocked by jerking up into the air with one hand. -gangs of villians pref. with rediculous coordinating costumes -a drinking contest -a sarcastic yet bitingly whitty character with a great vocabulary -a heist if at all possible -jumping from a helicopter -running, jumping and kicking down a door with both feet -shooting two guns at the same time -running and shooting at the same time -slow motion/fast motion -a loud techno soundtrack -(if there is a babe) an unattainable babe in la perla underwear and/or one gettingout of a swimming pool. -if the hero dies in the first movie he must be brought back in the second movie as his own identical twin or similar -a hero though not impervious to physical damage is impervious to physical pain and has almost an immediate recovery from said misfortune. -amazing cars -army rolling while changing gun clip -lots of quick cuts -amazing car/boat chases (inc. driving backward and/or down stairs) -a massacre (many bodies or many shell casings) -drunken bafoonery -a sniper -an assassin with seemingly magical abilities (think leon the professional) -classical music (pref. a villian who loves it) -subtitles (not necissarially for the majority of the film... think boondock saints) -a saturated color palette -disguises -a pour one out for the fallen homies scene at the endit should always exclude: -slow jams -children -the disabled -the vietnam war -feelings -all the main characters ending up drug addicts -cruelty to animals -too much joe pesci (or joe pesci in anything but a peripheral purely ornamental supporting role)