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El Spaniel

About Me

I may or may not become a writer. That's your decision America. Stop reading that fucking Da Vinci Code book and look at mine. Get your head out of Dan Brown's rich, plagiarizing ass. My chapters are longer than two paragraphs!

My Interests

Reading/gaming/drinking/the occasional booty call

I'd like to meet:

I know enough people. A lot of people suck and the ones that don't I'm not familiar with.

Music:

Radiohead; Elliott Smith; Beatles; Muse; Tori Amos; Fiona Apple; Alice in Chains; Keri Noble; Metallica (when they didn't suck); Grandaddy; The Cure; Coldplay; Bob Dylan; U2; Johnny Cash; Aerosmith; Willie Nelson; any song by Homer J Simpson; NOT FUCKING AC/DC!!!!!

Movies:

Lost in Translation; Godfather 1 & 2; Raising Arizona (really any Coen brothers movie); Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; The Squid and the Whale; Walk the Line; The Usual Suspects; The Lord of the Rings; Heat;

Television:

Steer clear of that mind numbing device. It was created by the devil. And he does not share power. I did like Arrested Development. And it was cancelled. Fucking TV.

Books:

The Sun Also Rises - Ernest Hemingway; The Stand - Stephen King; Leaves of Grass - Walk Whitman; Mockingbird Wish Me Luck - Charles Bukowski; Anything by Chuck Palaniuk; The Rules of Attraction - Bret Easton Ellis; The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro; The Dark Tower Series - Stephen King (although the end kind of pissed me off)

Heroes:

Your mom..............................And my mom

My Blog

Ambition makes you look pretty ugly

Yeah so Scary thought that my myspace this was lacking in the "whatever the fuck" department so here's a blog.  Are you happy now?  Are you?!? P.S. One time I accidently gave a stripper a&nb...
Posted by El Spaniel on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 02:24:00 PST