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TIGHT LINES

About Me

I work...ALOT

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My Interests

THE OCEAN, KILLING FISH, GOLF, THE GYM, RUNNING, TICKLING THE IVORY, AND WATCHING COPS

I'd like to meet:

YOU IN THE PUB..."Na Zdarovia!".. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

TODAY'S MUSIC SCENE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR

Movies:

... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. -----------------------------------------------------------G olf is a sport that requires concentration and focus. Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Great ass. I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot at joining the pro tour, and winning the championships. Get that gold jacket like I never got. Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit? ------------------------------------------ I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans." Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks? You mean Shenanigans? OOOOOOOOOOOOOO -----------------------------------------------------------B oy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast! It jumped up a notch! It did, didn't it? Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident? Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident! Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.----------------------------------------------------- ---- Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally ---------------------------------What does Marcellus Wallace look like? What? What country you from? What? What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? What? ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT? Yes! Then you know what I'm saying! Yes! Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like! What, I-? [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time. He's b-b-black... Go on. He's bald... Does he look like a bitch? What? [Jules shoots Brett in shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH? No! Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett? I didn't. Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace -------------------------Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons. That's it? Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy -----------------------------------Please move away from this vector and get into another coordinate pronto. There's no access for you in this quadrant. Man, why don't you goose-step on down to the women and children over there and give them your little power trip, because they may be impressed by it, asshole! Young man, I'm gonna twist off your head and spike it onto the floors of a nightmare you can't even imagine! I will dance with you inside the six-sided ring of fire, unless you move from this area, far and fast, NOW! ----------------Whoa whoa whoa, Miss Lippy. The part of the story I don't like is that the little boy gave up looking for Happy after an hour. He didn't put posters up or anything, he just sat on the porch like a goon and waited. That little boy's gotta think 'You got a pet. You got a responsibility.' If your dog is lost you don't look for an hour then call it quits. You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog. ------------------------------------------------------------ -----

Television:

COPS!! Channel 4 News, with five-time Emmy-award winning anchor Ron Burgundy. Champ Kind, Sports. Brick Tamland, Weather. And your reporter in the field, Brian Fantana. It's the Channel 4 News at 6:00!

Books:

Wild At Heart - YOU MUST READ THIS BOOK The Bible - This is a good one too!

Heroes:

My sister and Bill Johnson