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(1) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
(2) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
(3) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
(4) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
(5) Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
(6) You're just jealous because the voices talk only to me.
(7) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
(8) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
(9) I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
(10) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(11) NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
(12) God must love stupid people; He made so many.
(13) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
(14) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
(15) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
(16) Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
(17) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
(18) Procrastinate Now!
(19) I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
(20) A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
(21) A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
(22) STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!
(23) They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
(24) He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
(25) A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS. but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
(26) HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
(27) The trouble with life is there's no background music.
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TO HAVE HEROS MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO IDOLIZE THE ACTIONS SOMEONE PRIOR TO YOU HAS DONE. ALL THE ACTIONS I HAVE SEEN, SAVE FOR A FEW, HAVE ALL BEEN TO DO NOTHING BUT WHAT IS BEST FOR THEM. I TRY NOT TO BE A SELF-CENTERED PERSON, WHICH IS WHY I DO NOT IDOLIZE ANYONE. ACCEPT THIS STATEMENT.
His emotions are impenetrable yet his shoulders are soft for those that need someone to lean on. His hands are firm yet know exactly where they need to be. If he has his arms wrapped around you, you're either in the last moments of your life or the safest place you could ever be. He's stubborn but will let you have your way just to see you smile. He's deadly with a rifle and gentle with a child. He plays poker with the devil but guards the gates of heaven. He curses like no other but is a perfect gentleman. He has a thousand yard stare but when you look into his eyes it's the most comforting thing you've ever felt. The Marine Corps trained him as a weapon but raised him as a lover. He knows every part of an M-16 and he knows every curve of his woman. There is no other man like him. Whether you love him or hate him both is a privilege. He could be your worst nightmare or your sweetest dream. He is a United States Marine.