About Me
AFTER BOLDLY GOING FUCKING EVERWHERE, WE CAN STATE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, THAT CRACKTOWN ARE THE MOST DOGSHIT THING IN THE GALAXY. EVEN MORE DOGSHIT THAN DOGSHIT.WHEN SCANNED CRACKTOWN DISPLAYED HUGE LEVELS OF KIDDIE FIDDLER RADIATION. GOAT DNA WAS ALSO PRESENT.OUR FIRST ACTION WAS TO OPEN FIRE WITH HIGH YIELD PHOTON TORPEDOS, BUT CRACKTOWN MISTOOK THEM FOR JUST PLAIN PEDOS AND TRIED SELLING THEM SMALL ASIAN BOYS.WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT THIS SITUATION IS WRAPPED NEATLY WITHIN A ONE HOUR TIME SLOT WITH MINIMAL LOSS OF LIFE TO OUR NON-MEMORABLE ENSIGNS. AT LEAST WITH AGE ON THEIR SIDE CRACKTOWN PROBABLY WON'T TRY AND FUCK THEM.
