Waffle House Freestyle |
Baffled by the waffle that I wanted to eat,
It sat before me, I sat in defeat.
Discreetly,
I did shed a tear as she casually walked away,
I stayed,
For days,
It seemed, in the same place,
As she qui...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 22:12:00 GMT |
Where’s Waldo? |
Nobody gives a FUCK about Waldo! But tell Waldo that I'm going to Red River Gorge this Saturday night and to come find ME!!! Come check out my badass new sleeping bag! It's like going to Heaven.....
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 23:18:00 GMT |
This holiday season/New Years Resolution |
Start to finish, worst holiday season ever! Whatever happened to family togetherness? When did that get replaced by arguments over who should've made the mashed potatoes!? And while we're on that subj...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 23:56:00 GMT |
For those who remember...... |
if you remember, and don't bullshit me you motherfuckers!!! i only want people who REALLY understand! please help me figure out the name of a snack in the not-too-distant past. i'd say, circa 1994, th...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 13:16:00 GMT |
Wanna Laugh? Read... |
Ok. So, this is from a couple of years ago, but i felt it needed to be shared with all, and this is a perfect forum. It's not legible enough to be read by the average reader, so this way, you don't ha...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 13:45:00 GMT |
...And you will know my name is the lord... |
...when i lay my vengeance upon thee. and make you work every single day of your life!
sometimes i wonder: would i rather spend another 8 hours of my day wasting away doing the same monotonous bull...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 08:39:00 GMT |
Happy? |
hey, you's guys. remember what it was like to be happy? yea. good times. don't ya just wish you could close your eyes. fall asleep. and just stay there? just stay happy until it was your time to go? h...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 23:31:00 GMT |
At 6a.m. |
i just refound this.wrote it whilst still in school, on kairos, but it still applies to everyday life. whether it be 6 a.m., 9 a.m., 2 in the afternoon, it's all the same. rub it.
my friends a...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 22:07:00 GMT |
R.I.P. |
R.I.P. Grandma Nellie!!!
the greatest hypochondriac the world will ever know finally gave way to the illnesses-real and in her mind sometime in the night and was found dead by her loving daughter kim ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 18:04:00 GMT |
red river gorge-ous pt. 2 |
i'm back......sadly.........if only i could've stayed a little bit longer.......i may have never had to work another day or pay another bill in my life. but, i digress. i am the king of wishful ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:23:00 GMT |
