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Paul, the Mayor of Orlando! [CFLFU]

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me

• My name is Paul.
• Ted Leo, John Darnielle, and Elvis Costello are my heroes. And they should be yours, too.
• My friends are the most important thing to me. Even more important than my family. If you know me, you know why that's the case.
• I wish I read more books, but I don't know where to start.
• I'm in love with Sleater-Kinney. Like a lot.
• I like to dance, albeit poorly, and I like to be drunk before I do so.
• Cigarettes are gross, but I like to smoke them when I'm drunk. Go figure.
• I still think the Get-Up Kids are awesome, even though they're a terrible band. Something To Write Home About owns your soul, and you know it.
• I have an irrational fear of spiders, losing my teeth, looking underwater, and looking outside of windows when it's dark outside. Don't ask me why.
• I'm addicted to the internet, video games, music, and any combination of the three.
• I plan on getting two tattoos based on a video game. Yes, I am a nerd.
• Clifford is my favoritist movie in the whole wide world.
• I am a bit of a music snob. I hold my musical tastes in high regard. I spend a lot of my time deliberately finding obscure bands nobody has ever heard of. It's a hobby.
• I'm probably the nicest person you'll ever meet. And yes, it gets me walked over A LOT.
• I still watch wrestling on a regular basis.
• I aspire to either be in a successful band, a head chef, or create and direct my own cartoon series.
• I wish someone would teach me to play the guitar.
• People say I'm very feminine, but I swear I don't see it.
• Nerd Ropes are the greatest candy known to man.
• I work at Moe's way too much. If you ask me to say "welcome to Moe's," I will kill you.
• I'm totally awesome at Soul Calibur 3 and Guitar Hero. I'm not even kidding. Challenege me! I dare you!
• I went to the same high school as Pharrel. Pretty sweet, eh?
• I will not add you if you're younger than 17, or you don't message me first. It's nothing personal, I'm just too old for that crap.
• .. quietIScriminal --- LJ: paulseidon_tide

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I'd like to meet:

Somebody who knows what they actually want. I'm tired of dating immature children. Oh, and I swear to god, if you say I'm fat, I'm going to punch you in the face.

Music:


Movies:

My 10 favorite movies in no particular order:
• Clifford
• Rushmore
• Team America: World Police
• Ghost World
• Evil Dead Trilogy
• Lost in Translation
• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
• Spider-Man 2

Television:

I don't watch much TV, but I this is what I do watch:
• Arrested Development
• South Park
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Nick Arcade
• GUTS
• The Daily Show
• WWE Raw/Smackdown!
• Attack of the Show!
• X-Play
• Adult Swim
• Kids in the Hall
• Stella
• Reno 911!
• Upright Citizens Brigade
• The Critic

Books:

Anything by these men:
• Chuck Palahniuk
• Christopher Moore
• Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:


Jess, best friend number one. One of the coolest girls I've ever known. We've gone through a lot of crap, and yet we're still super close.

Anthony, best friend number two. I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere if it weren't for him.

And Michael, best friend number three. The silliest guy I know, and he's pretty much saved my life a few times, too. I don't know what I'd do without these three.

My Blog

A discussion, if you will..

Anthony and I were having this conversation earlier, which made me feel a little bit better and not-so-crazy.And I figured, if we were having the conversation, why can't everyone else have it?So my qu...
Posted by Paul, the Mayor of Orlando! [CFLFU] on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 07:32:00 PST