Somebody who knows what they actually want. I'm tired of dating immature children. Oh, and I swear to god, if you say I'm fat, I'm going to punch you in the face.
My 10 favorite movies in no particular order:
• Clifford
• Rushmore
• Team America: World Police
• Ghost World
• Evil Dead Trilogy
• Lost in Translation
• Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
• Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
• Spider-Man 2
I don't watch much TV, but I this is what I do watch:
• Arrested Development
• South Park
• Rocko's Modern Life
• Nick Arcade
• GUTS
• The Daily Show
• WWE Raw/Smackdown!
• Attack of the Show!
• X-Play
• Adult Swim
• Kids in the Hall
• Stella
• Reno 911!
• Upright Citizens Brigade
• The Critic
Anything by these men:
• Chuck Palahniuk
• Christopher Moore
• Hunter S. Thompson
Jess, best friend number one. One of the coolest girls I've ever known. We've gone through a lot of crap, and yet we're still super close.
Anthony, best friend number two. I'd probably be dead in a ditch somewhere if it weren't for him.
And Michael, best friend number three. The silliest guy I know, and he's pretty much saved my life a few times, too. I don't know what I'd do without these three.