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A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE

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About Me

Ok soooooo I am a weird dorky kinda guy... i am completely mellow and laid Back... very down to earth.. Love Peace and chicken grease.. type of man... My Passions are: Acting and Stand Up some of the work i've done: ... sitcom Radfordshow.com if you would like to take a look! Hmm I am also working on a few Graphic Novels and a mini serious called "Utopiates" Out in Stores Now...and look in the near future for "Blood Money" ***Coming Soon*** as well as some *Untilted" Projects, and on top of that I just finshed filming a Tv Show Sitcom Pilot entitled "Audrey Apple" look for the myspace page will be here Soon.. I also have a flare and passion for writing screenplays and producing... I like to throw PHAT parties.. and I smoke... Pot.. here ans there and Gritts... I am a HUGE movie buff.. soo yes when it comes to movies I am Musculair... If you would like to know anymore bout me.. feel free to ask.. Oh yeh.... and my name.... well lets see.... there's "MATTEO" or if you like "SKULLY" "MATTY JOE" and a bunch more.. I will not recite
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Acting, Stand up, Collecter of Swards and daggers.. only got a few so far... what else am I intrsted in... I don't know.. ASK ME!!!Radfordshow.com
How to make a Matty
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
1 part ambition
3 parts energy
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of wisdom and a pinch of salt. Yum!
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AND MY GOOD BUDDY CHRISTINA!! THIS IS THE KOOLEST CHICK.. SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE!! :)

I'd like to meet:

I would like to met.. two People who really made a difference in my life... 1st one is of corse Al Pacino... The BEST actor on the planet ... 2nd is Mr. Andy Koffman.. but unforently he has Passed away, a moment of slience for that funnest guy around... AND BOB MARLEY... Not to MENTION MISS PIGGY......

AND CAPTAIN ZOOM... My HERO

ANd tHiS iS mE on a bAd DaY

Music:

WAY TO MANY TO COUNT... GEEZ.. LET ME SEEE... UMMMMMM... SORRY MY BRAIN ISN'T ENTIRLY HERE TODAY... THANK YOU COME AGAIN, Can we say

To pick up Kate Hustson: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

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Movies:

SCARFACE......DOGDAY AFTERNOON.......MULON ROUGE........KUNTUCKY FRIED MOVIE........BUCKARU BONZI........Lord of the Rings.......HARRY POTTER FANTIC.... Ect...... AND MANY MANY MORE....center Mateo Scull --
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An alien

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Television:

Singles, freinds, sinfeld, rocko's mondern life, Ren & Stimpy, HBO, Smallville, can't believe i'm saying this one but Glilmore Girls... the ladies are very cute... Everybody Loves Raymond, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY..... King of Qeens, Becker.. and of corse many more wonderful funny shit on the Tube.....

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Books:

Horror Books, Dean Kootz, Steven King,Fantacy... Awesome... and of corse Lord of the Rings and HARRY POTTER... currently getting ready to read the BORNE Trilgy... Eargon,Eldest... Here, There Be Dragons,Running with the Demon, A Knight of the Word,Angle Fire EastUtopiates #1 of 4 By Hervé St.Louis May 14, 2006, 15:48Email this article Printer friendly page
Utopiates #1 of 4 Bloodfire Studios Writer: Josh Finney Artist: Kat Rocha www.bloodfire.com www.glitchwerk.comUtopiates is the first issue about a new drug bearing the same name and its effect on people who consume it. This new drug has a special twist. It contains the personality of another human being, his brain imprints. When you consume this drug, you’re endowed with someone else’s personality. In a world where nothing matters anymore, and as the protagonist of this issue says “we have no future.” This feels a need all previous ones before couldn’t.Facing withdrawal, the hero of the story quickly becomes a junky thug for his pushers. His favourite drug, family, gives him a feeling of love and belonging. I like this comic book because it reinterpreted the theme of drugs using current science fiction and technological breakthroughs. In essence, this drug finally does what all aspires to. It makes you into a different person and allows you to live the life you want.
However the effects, as we see are as devastating as any drug. It’s also a wonder how that taking some of this could make you into a genius or feel like Elvis. Let’s hope future issues explore these themes as well. A good thing about this story it is not self serious. It reads very simply. Often books like this are overly serious with prose only the writer understands the meaning. This book is not self absorbed or snobbish.The cover is a photograph of the protagonist. The main pusher also seems to be based on a real actor. The art inside is very realistic and dark at the same time. Although the inked lines are thin, the black and white contrasts are good. A good thing is that the artwork does not look to realistic to not function well with the comic book effects and layout. Everything looks good in this book.© Copyright 2002-2006, Coolstreak Cartoons Inc. - All rights Reserved. All other texts, images, characters and trademarks are copyright their respective owners. Use of material in this document—including reproduction, modification, distribution, electronic transmission or republication—without prior written permission is strictly prohibited.NOTE: z No smoking around Matty. Thankyou for your co-operation.
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Heroes:

SUPERMAN,Micheal J. Fox, ,Al Pacino,Andy Kauffman Dane Cook,Eddie Isserd,Bill Hicks
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My Blog

Here are a Few Things I think about and Wish for You

Dear _________!   May you always believe in yourself! Also, never doubt your worthiness or your capacity for achievement, endurance and growth.  In all that is important to you, persist with...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

MAIL BAG

."MAIL BAG"....PLACE: In the attic. So this online journal fiasco of mine has finally managed to piss off more than a few people. Recently, I got complaints about my "Weekly Cartoon" ripping on Christ...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:33:00 PST

GoodFellas

It was easy for all of us to disappear. My house was in my mother-in-law's name. My cars were registered to my wife. My social security cards and driver's licenses were phonies. I never voted. I never...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:20:00 PST

ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

Why is this world full of disgust.... i CAN'T even do my monlogues... I can't keep the one women who loves me in my life.... Thank god noone can read this.... I fucking Hate the world.... I am not dum...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:22:00 PST

How To Survive an EMP or Superworm Attack

Bill Gates and Steve Jobs could probably tell you terrific stories about where they were and what they were doing when they realized the true implications of the electronic age. But you'd get a somewh...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:43:00 PST

How To Survive the Avian Flu, Smallpox, or Plague

In a matter of months, bird flu will probably show up somewhere the United States. A few wild geese will test positive for the H5N1 strain, along with a farm cat or two. Grave precautions will be issu...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:41:00 PST

How To Survive an Earthquake

If you do not live on the Pacific Rim, feel free to skip this first paragraph. Four-fifths of the world's major earthquakes occur on the volatile tectonic belt that includes California, Japan, coastal...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST

The Survivalist

How does one rank hypothetical catastrophes? Which would be worseanother Katrina or another 9/11? It seems fitting to begin with the cataclysm we've all been worrying about for more than half a centu...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 10:37:00 PST

BRAIN DEAD

"BRAIN DEAD" If I ever end up in a hospital bed, brain-dead and pissing myself, PLEASE! SOMEBODY FUCKING KILL ME! Pull the plug, slit my throat, smother me between the breasts of the Budweiser girlsI ...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST

UTOPIATES new (ADVANCED) REVIEW...

Words: Josh FinneyPencils: Kat Rocha & Josh FinneyInks: N/AColors: N/AStory Title: A Moment of ClarityPublisher: Bloodfire StudiosPrice: $2.99Release Date: June 00, 2006 ...
Posted by A MAN WITH A STRECHY FACE on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:12:00 PST