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About Me

First of all...meet my daughter below, Shanice. We have off and on relationships right now...she don't talk to me and probably won't talk to you. Reason I got on here, to check up on her. (Update: Shanice deleted me from myspace..I don't know what to do...what do I do Daphne?) Make sure she still fine for me will ya. Second of all, I'm a fisherman! I like to cat fish. I'm also somewhat interested and fascinated, will you, in the taste and smell of fried Cat Fish. I have written 3 short novels over the subject, 12 pages in length..50 words a page..one of which, pertwit, I have named "Country Fried Fish Mosquito!" The others were named, "Cat Fish, Rat Fish, Dirty Old Dick"..and.."Fried Cat Fish Don't Purr Baby!" Lets go Cat Fishin.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A lady that smells like Fried Cat Fish. I dont care if you roll your oats around in Cat Fish...just smell like them...do what it takes! I'd also like to meet a woman that likes to take romantic naked walks...in Cat Fish lakes..My mom once said, "Damn Cletus, you are a god Damn Catfish...go wash your ass." She is Cat fish Food now.Update! i don't need no damn woman! I got catfish to make me happy!Update! I'm lonely!

My Blog

Feeeish and Bred Mutt Skins

.... SoI woke up this morning with the rankest smell knockin on my nasalcavity doors...WHO LEFT THE DOOR OPEN? Shit. So I turned to the leftand there la...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Feb 2009 07:38:00 GMT

work of yours buns and take the big one.

I hit people, but i kiss them along the way. I'm putting a liking on ol' Obama, but i gotta hit him a lil...just a lil. I don't understand why he has turned down the Old man of the Norths ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Aug 2008 21:02:00 GMT

to whom it may concern...meaning all of yall.

Him and her are rit not roon!Why aren't you guys talkin' to me anymore? Huh? I say somethin' to offend? Well ya added me on a whim without knowin' about much of my history. I'm sure none of yous were ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 21:22:00 GMT

My daughter Shanice deleted me

Well, i don't know what to do now. I got my catfish. I got my pride. Don't try pushin' that damn religion crap on me...it aint do me no good in the past and sure as hell won't now.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 11:11:00 GMT

New blog guys. Poem I wrote for Sara.....

heh heh...you like that Doug? Just gettin' back to you for peein' on all the catfish I caught 2 years ago and Jackson st. pond. You kept sayin, "Cletus, you probably scared to piss out of ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:27:00 GMT

Tomato Camping

Tomato camping If you gonna wavedon't wave like this! when crickets sleep in my bedI expect a big kiss. No lipstick on my cheekjust an unexciting ketchup event A cover up of lonelinessand a french fry...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 06:01:00 GMT

I woke up today and the damnedest thing happened to me. I wa

damnit. I was out on da damn lake lying bare ass naked floating on the carcass's, mind you, of 3. HOld on, I don't have to mind anybody. take the mind you shit and wrap it up in a lilypad ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:55:00 GMT

Just drank a 40 oh lordy

Hey, I'm Cletus. My First Blog. I capitalized First because that is the title of this blog, of which I speak of DAMN..... I got 3 books, I know how to fucking write. Shit...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:39:00 GMT