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joecephus

I am here for Networking

About Me

Sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I like to walk up to the window, open it up, take a nice, deep breath of fresh morning air, and say " You're welcome world!" I'm pretty awesome, I'm not gonna lie. Everything I do in life, I do for you, "The People". When I drop a deuce.....it changes lives. When I masturbate, I get calls from around the world asking why I just dumped a prime bucket of cool into a kleenex. It's that crazy. Sometimes it's tough. Sometimes you just wanna be, like, "Man...I wish I could be a little less ridiculously phenomenal today". But then I would let you, "The People", down. I can't have that on my conscience now can I?!WOW! I'm a pretentious prick!

My Interests

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Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern 90%
Iron Man 85%
Spider-Man 65%
Catwoman 65%
Superman 60%
The Flash 60%
Batman 45%
Robin 45%
Supergirl 40%
Hulk 40%
Wonder Woman 20% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

So........yeah.

Where do I begin? As most of you already know, I am no longer with This Day Forever. Bottom line, things weren't working out for either side. I'm not gonna talk shit because in all reality, there is n...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 15:57:00 GMT

Mountains and cigarettes.

So, not a whole lot happened during the first couple of days worth really talking about. Kind of uneventful. We started off in Chicago.....in empty clubs. Chicago is cool though. Really laid back for ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 23:56:00 GMT

Entry 2: The awesome continues

Wednesday, we played in Tempe, AZ at a place called Phase 54. It's a recording studio that also has a club attached. Folks from Patti Labell to ICP. Megadeth recorded Youthanasia there. We're there ha...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Tou diary: First enty

O.K. So this little shindig has already started off ridiculous. The show in Indianapolis was cool but uneventfull. Day 2 started off that way but go weird late. We stopped at an rv park outside of Spr...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Out of boredom comes a moment of utter genius (or stupidity, you be the judge)

Hello kids! So I've been sitting here, bored out of my mind for the last three weeks, thinking of what I can do to pass the time. I think I've found something. Those of you that know me well, know I l...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:26:00 GMT

Random stupidity

Watching Star Wars in spanish is fucking funny. That is all.
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Friends O' mine!

I just wanted to say thanks to all of you for making my birthday fukken awesome. This nigga was hammered! SLEDGE hammered. I think Peter Gabriel actually came to my house and sang that song to me that...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:27:00 GMT

ATTN: INTERNET/ CAM WHORES!

STOP SENDING ME SHIT! You're starting to piss me off. I likes the ladies but damn!
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:54:00 GMT

ranting

Hello there folks! How's it been? So lately there have been things that I've seen that have pissed me off and I need to get it all off my chest. First off, I have a beef with local bands. If you want ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:44:00 GMT