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Craig

As unique as the next guy.

About Me

Average, I guess. Or maybe not...You have a sexual IQ of 142

When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.

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My Interests

I like to gamble. I try to exercise from time to time. I dabble in HTML...so I might have to drop some in here...if I get around to it. I think I'm one of the only myspace guys who doesn't have a picture of myself with my shirt off. I'll have to work on that. After I lose 20 lbs. And wax my chest.

I'd like to meet:

Old friends, heiresses to large fortunes, attractive women with ambiguous sexual mores. Someone who can make me laugh. Someone with boobs. Someone without a weiner. I'd like to meet someone who inspires me to get off the couch on the weekends. I also want that person to know when they've overstayed their welcome and goes home. I'd also like that person to not notice that as I get older, my ears get fuzzier. I'd like to meet someone who thinks people come before animals. A person whose philosophy on life does not come from some emo/punk/rap single sung by some douchebag who has never done anything constructive in the real world. I really want a person who isn't dealing with mommy/daddy issues by body modification or tattooing for attention. Actually, I'll take whoever I can get.

Oh, if I don't know you, I won't add you. Start by sending a message or two to initially break the ice. I'm tired of the fake friend requests.

Music:

I'm into almost anything except country. The Doors, Van Morrison, Al Green, The Killers, The Police, Tool. Sometimes I get in these moods where I'm living out my senior year, circa 1995, via the sound of music. In my truck. On the way to work.

Movies:

I'm not really a movie guy. Pulp Fiction is probably my favorite. I have to say the original Nightmare on Elm Street is probably the scariest (no, not The Exorcist you fools). I like the campy 80's flicks...3 O'Clock High is a hidden gem from that era. As far as porn goes, I like good lighting, close-ups, and a variety of different women. If I had to pick a genre, it would be comedies.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, College Football, Discovery Channel Documentaries, and the late great Chappelle Show. Come back, Dave!

Books:

Catch-22, The Sun Also Rises, I, Claudius, The Catcher in the Rye, 1984, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Choke

Heroes:

Mom. Oh, and my dad is kicking cancer's ass right now. Him too.

My Blog

Kneed

     I haven't done a very good job of exercising this week, but my knees have been aching anyway.  I went for a leisurely walk tonight and the inside of each knee was aching. ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

Memorial Weekend; UFC 71

     I didn't do much for Memorial Weekend.  I took Friday off to give me a four day weekend, but stayed indoors much of the time.  I did venture out with my dad to the c...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:27:00 PST

Out of action/back in action

     I pulled a muscle in my back last week and I was really out of action.  I went to work (that just goes to show you how much I DON'T do during a work day), but really didn't do...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:14:00 PST

Casino and a cold

     I was a little sick over the weekend.  I had a sore throat and some sinus action going on and I slept in on both Saturday and Sunday (I also stayed home from work on Monday).&...
Posted by Craig on Wed, 09 May 2007 07:41:00 PST

random thoughts

I guess I have a few minutes to gather some thoughts...There's been this big push to switch from the old incandescent bulbs to the new compact fluorescent bulbs.  Australia, Canada, and the Europ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 03 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

40 (forward from my cousin)

40 of the MOST Spontaneous Questions Ever 1. Where were you 1 hour ago? on the living room floor doing sit-ups, push-ups and lunges 2. Who will be your next kiss?I have no idea.  Any volunteers...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:34:00 PST

How much have you changed? (Forward)

There's still no time in my day to write anything of value, so I'll just answer this thing my sister sent me.  Not alot has changed in 4 years!  I guess that means I'm stable.  Ha.---- ...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:01:00 PST

Short blog. Short on time.

     For some reason lately, there hasn't been enought time in the day to do all that my meager schedule entails.  It's not as if I'm doing any more than I was last week. ...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:31:00 PST

Old friend! Free pub for him!!

    Unbelievably, I stumbled upon an old friend of mine while walking today.  He's in my 'friends' list (Ryan...with the championship belt around his waist...and the body I'm striving t...
Posted by Craig on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:37:00 PST

Monday, Monday

     I followed the Virginia Tech shootings for most of the day today.  What more can you say than it was just senseless and horrible?  When I got home from work, the tal...
Posted by Craig on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:00:00 PST