Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Green retro
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Green retro
Dear losers, hookers and ho's, hangers on, ass-kissers, and the fashion challenged: In case you've been living under a rock, i'm The Adonis, the one and only star celebrity of mma dot tv. I'm a model, entrepreneur, style maven, entertainer, and now clothing designer. I do high end consulting for fashion makeovers for the fashion challenged and hopeless. I'm a consultant to the stars, a fucking diva with a sharp wit. My hobbies include: Porking hot babes, drinking diet mtn dew, trolling message boards, making more money than a fucking plastic surgeon, and generally just really being a good lil ho. My typical day: I usually wake up around 2 pm, rub some coconut body butter on my svelte pecs, look at myself in the mirror for about an hour and then prance over to my closet. I luxuriate in gucci, prada, versace, and nothing but the latest in Haute couture from the winter collezione. I am in the gym 6 days a week fine tuning my svelte yet saucy physique. I have a serious addiction to frothy cold diet mtn dews, fashion, and shopping. I live on the ocean so I can be seen frequently luxuriating on top of my 3 story LUXURIOUS ocean front home sunning my svelte torso whilst my peach prada thong strains against my rather bulbous nether regions. The milfs, tilfs, and neighborhood gilfs can't get enough of the vanilla thrilla, the synthetic killa, the pink taco fillah. I can hardly blame them. One time I was at a club and walked by a mirror and saw a reflection of myself. I got so hot I took myself home and fked myself. GOD I'M HOT!P.S. I'm totally fucking booked until late august, so if you thought you were gonna get some d.ck your going to have to get on the wait list like everyone else you fucking muffin ass!