Part-time pessimist; full-time eccentric; professional humorist; engrossly absorbed in: my art, and myself; unconventional; jaded; masochist; secretly psychotic; great procrastinator; self-proclaimed fashionista; cunning in all aspect of existence; hunk; oddly melancholic when alone (but prefers it instead of mingling with perverts and braggadocios); secretive and unpredictable; extremely romantic; hardly becomes angry unless provoked.
