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The New Black Barbie

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Do yourself a favor... Try a little harder to keep up! I mean seriously... EVERYTHING YOU LIKE I LIKED 5 YEARS AGO!
"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous"
-Coco Chanel

NOTE TO SELF:

They call me CR@ZY but thats just my one of a kind uniqueness (HAUTE COUTURE) blinding their ability to think straight!

They say I am STR@NGE but thats just their lack of appreciation for fine art (DALI)

They call ME WEIRDO ?!

Well we all have different interpretations on MODERN DANCE!

So the next time THEY decide to use such bland words to describe THIS GIRL I suggest they dig deeper...

Because I AM as crazy as the one of a kind beauty that is Haute Couture, as strange as the paints on Dalis canvas, AND as impossibly easy to understand as Modern Dance!


"I sip the Tangueray & Tonic like Mrs. Karen Walker, with a walk so mean I shuts down S.J. Parker!! I'm funny as all hell, and wear my HAG crown so well! EVERYwhere @ ALL times!! I AM WHO I AM"!!!
" My swagger they stay tryin' to imitate, but I'm one you can't duplicate"
-Nik Nice
..."I Rock a Good Bag like a Hood Nigga Rock a Good Sag"...
..."When the Queen Come in Town, Everything Shut Down"...
“I love my gay male friends, but when I was a little girl I always used to wish that I would be constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys, and I am! I should have been more specific.”
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Ya know...When you stop to think about it... The Golden Girls were the original Sex & The City...
~My very own thought too!!
"A MAN HAS THE POWER TO LOVE A WOMAN IN A WAY THAT SHE HAS NEVER BEEN LOVED, YET HURT HER WITH THE SAME INTENSITY."
"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"
-Dr. Seuss
"You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation"
-Plato
"Every pain has a purifying effect.So whatever comes your way, just be thankful".
-Rev. Run
"Live life to the fullest, and never under any circumstances give a damn what anybody thinks of you"
-anonymous
"Always remember that most people cannot help the way that they are, or the person that they have become so don't hold it against them. Not everyone can be me".
"Even the wisest of men don't soak in their own wisdom"
"Catching Karma is worse than catching the clap"
-Anonymous Fag
"If you don't have anything nice to say...Come sit by me"
-J.Currey
"It's okay to think about what you want to do, until it's time to do what you were meant to do."
-Anonymous
"Treat people the way you want to be treated"
-Anonymous
"Once you go fag your shoes match your bag!"
-I'll give this one to the infamous J.Currey
"Nothing is worth more than this day!"
-Goethe
"People keep talkin', they can say what they like! 'Cause all I know is everythings gonna be alright"
-A.Keys
"Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love".
-Socrates
"You are number one in my 2nd heart".
-M!ss Gl@moRou$
"If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything"
-Marilyn Monroe
"Always be a 1st rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd rate version of somebody else"
-Judy Garland
"If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live"
-Rev.Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world"
-Gandhi

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Those we meet come into our lives for a reason...

Balanchine & Ailey, to thank them for giving me two sides to the story of Dance!

Aside from that...
Normal people! People who don't hide things! Cool down to earth real people! The NON BULLSHITTING kind of people! Not the myspace stalking type, not the underage can't buy me a cocktail people, not the guy that calls you sexy and when you check out his page his friends list is full of unattractive females with their asses sprawled out all over the place! No thanks! Definitely not the amateur Top Model Type! You know the ones...They post their "professional photos" all over the place thinking for some reason that myspace is going to advance their "career"! HA!! Does Tom look like Tyra Banks?? So, if you're not any of the above definitely drop me a line, and don't think that because I accept your friends request we're BFF!
xoxoxoxo

My Blog

In need of a V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N!

I am in desperate need of a vacation... From a job that drives me insane, keeping me hidden from the general public on a Monday thru Friday 9-5 basis, Right on down to the blistering Downtown wind tha...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:11:00 GMT

Year in Review...Bye Bye ’07

Well... Another year has come and gone and despite the fact that I haven't become a millionaire bank account wise, I most definitely have become wealthy in many other ways. Jan. I realized just how w...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:58:00 GMT

Pure Poetry...

I stopped writing for no reason at all. Turning my back on inking is going to be my down fall. So I have decided to grab hold of the pen and release my thoughts, never letting go again. I was conceiv...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 15:52:00 GMT

Im Done!

Are there any well rounded, mentally balanced, honest Men out there anymore? If there are I haven't run into any! I seem to attract the kind of guy who secretly carries a shit load of emotional baggag...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:05:00 GMT

DANCE

I hear music and all I want to do is DANCE. I hear no music and all I want to do is DANCE. That's who I am. I'm not the 9 to 5 paper pushing, computer key stroking kind. I am a dancer! I clo...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:37:00 GMT

28 Years of Wisdom and counting

As of tomorrow I will officially be 28 years of age! That means that I'll have a full 28 years of wisdom under my belt, and let me just say that I have definitely learned more than enough over these p...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 13:33:00 GMT

Wanting What We Cant Have!!

We as human beings are notorious for wanting what we simply cannot have! Some of us come to terms with this and others just drive ourselves insane trying to obtain the impossible! Take me for example....
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:23:00 GMT

Taking Myself off of the Market!!!

I AM TAKING MYSELF OFF OF THE MARKET!! Yup! You heard it here! I am taking myself off of the market until further notice. No it's not because my Prince charming has arrived with a dirty martini i...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

ARGH!!!

For some reason I seem to attract men that I want nothing to do with! I'm not being harsh, I'm just telling the truth. Do I send out the "it's okay to hit on me" vibe to men under 5'6" with no perso...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:29:00 GMT

Strangle the maniac who invented work!!!

I would like to find the jerk off that invented work and pull a Carrie Underwood on his ass! I'm talkin' take a baseball bat to both headlights, put his car - which is probably a luxury vehicle - on 4...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 13:22:00 GMT