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THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH!

HEADLINE? I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE LINE FOR HEAD... ;) CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE? I

About Me


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I'M 28 AND I REALLY DONT HANG OUT IN CLUBS, SLEEP AROUND OR GET INTO THAT WHOLE "SCENE". I HAVE GREAT FRIENDS AND OTHER INTERESTS. I LIKE BEING A GOOFBALL. I LIKE KISSING FRIENDS ON REALLY DRUNK NIGHTS, I LIKE REALLY DRUNK NIGHTS WITH KISSABLE FRIENDS. I LIKE BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION IN A REALLY DUMB SITUATION AND I WILL LAUGH (WITH YOU) WHEN I TRIP AND FALL. I LIKE TALKING TO HOMELESS PEOPLE, EVEN IF ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES ON THE SIDEWALK OR 30 SECONDS AT A RED LIGHT. I LIKE A GRANDE CARAMEL MACCHIATTO AT BAYSIDE ON SUNNY MORNINGS ...NEXT TO THE WATER WITH A NEW TIMES. I LIKE TO SPEND MONEY ON MYSELF. I LOVE TO SPEND MONEY ON OTHERS! I LIKE MUSIC, AND SINGING IT IN LARGE OFF-KEY GROUPS OF FRIENDS, IN THE CAR, AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS. I LIKE POTTERY...LOL. GET IT? THIS IS TOO SERIOUS. I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON WHY I DIDNT REALLY GET INTO THIS "ABOUT ME" SECTION .... I'm a gringo! I love randomness and spontaneity. I love correcting other people when I'm right and I just know it. I love nerdy people and chubs AND CUBANOS...and everytime I rewrite this, I think of more things about myself that I never thought to think that I like! :)~ I cross my legs...BTW.
WHAT TIME IT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.......... BETCH?
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My Interests

MY INTERESTS INCLUDE
WORLD PEACE
SAVING THE WHALES
LESBIANS
A LITTLE BIT OF ROCK
GREAT AUTHORS
PLAYS/MUSICALS
MOVIES
BUDWEISER
JULIA ROBERTS
WAKE-BOARDING IN CALI
CHAKA KHAN
HAIR
SUSHI
SLEEP
POOL
OBSERVING THE PEOPLE AROUND ME
MORNINGS ON THE BEACH
NIGHTS ON THE BEACH
JEANNINE GARAFOLO
and -DEEP TALKS ABOUT FATE AND RELIGION
HOTNESS!!! (ME, BRANDY, AND BOB) BOREDOM!!! I SAID "SAFETY"!!! WE ARE "MOS DEF" THE COOLEST CUH' !!! ADULT??? NEVERRR!!! GOT PORN??? JUST ME!!! PELIGRO!!! PERRITO MALO!!! DO I SCARE YA??? AT AMELIA... MY BEST FRIEND (GIRL) DIRTY DANCIN- HIALEAH NIGHTS!!! MORE DIRTY DANCIN... AWW- BEBA!!! BOOGERS- NOT ONE OF MY INTERESTS... MY FAVORITE "BAT" GIRL AND BAT BOY BIG WHEELS!!! WE WEAR OUR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT!!!

I'd like to meet:

WHO ELSE DO I REAAAAALLLLY NEED TO MEET???. I MEAN, COME ON...
WE PUT ON FOR OUR CITY!!!I ALREADY HAVE THE MOST INCREDIBLE FRIENDS... S'OLD!... TO THE HIGHEST BIDDERS... HEHE..

Music:

TIME GOES BY...SO SLOWLY...RIIIIIIGHT.

BROADWAY BITCHES!!! SHOWTUNES, BLACK-EYED PEAS, BILLY JOEL, ELTON JOHN, USHA USHA, DIDO, MELISSA F*CKIN ETHERIDGE, THE CORRS, CRANBERRIES, GOO GOO DOLLS, MATCHBOX TWENTY (AND ROB THOMAS), SHUT UP I LIKE THE BACKSTREET BOYS, AND NYSYNC AND BRITNEY AND CHRISTINA "DIRTY ASS" AGUILERA, CURSIVE, THURSDAY, GREEN DAY, GUNS AND ROSES, AEROSMITH, REM, BONE THUGZ(WITH MONICA... SOMETIMES), COUNTING CROWS, SOUNDTRACKS (MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING, MOULIN ROUGE, ETC.), UM, MAROON 5, YEAH I LIKE THEM, TORI AMOS, DUH, CHAKA KHAN(HEHE, NO- I DONT), WHITNEY PRE COKE-UH- COLA, MARIAH CAREY PRE- BUTTERFLY WORLD (SHE WENT.."Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

Movies:

THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA- THAT'S A FRICKIN HOT MOVIE!!! I LIKE THE LOVEY DOVEY ROMANTIC SHIT THAT NO.."Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> BIG FISH, CHICAGO...OH, AND RENT *IN A THEATRE NEAR YOU, NOW...

Television:

Amazing Race (minus this season), L-Word, Desperate Housewives, Food Network, Wonderfalls, Married with Children re-runs, MEDIUM, the Simpsons, Friends, Will and Grace, Sex and the City, what happened to the Joe Schmoe show?, Celeb Fit Club...

Books:

Dan Brown: "Angels and Demons"(AWESOME) and "the DaVinci Code"(just finished..eh, ok- not as good as Angels and Demons)....Edgar Allen Poe:all poetry/writing from beginning to end, ANY AND ALL Shakespeare-(sonnets mostly)- "Take all my loves, my love, yea take them all. What hast thou then more than thou hadst before? No love, my love, that true love may call. For thou hadst this then, before you took it all.", F. Scott Fitzgerald, Alan Paton: "Cry the Beloved Country", Chuck Palaniuk: "Invisible Monsters" and "the Broken-Hearts' Club", Johnathan Larson: "RENT"!, Rodgers and Hammerstein, shall I continue..Walt Whitman, Anne Rice, Michael Connelly, and on an on... not to mention myself (eventually there will be a book).

Heroes:

I dont have a hero. Anyone can be my hero- pull an old lady from in front of a car and you're my hero. Hold a door for someone that you despise- you can be my hero too. Spark a bum up to a cigarette and you've done a good deed. My hero? Have I said too much?

My Blog

SOME QUESTIONS TO THINK ABOUT...

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------Can you cry under water?-------...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 05:56:00 PST

Rihanna - Disturbia *Official Video* *HD*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0_9NljJEFU ...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Mon, 11 Aug 2008 04:46:00 PST

BURP VIDEO

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... I was telling a story and I burped... But, I didnt say BAGANGA! Stupid game!...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Thu, 31 Jul 2008 08:23:00 PST

U DON’T KNOW ME!!!

Chapt. 1: All About me Initials: AIS Middle Name:IAN Nickname:ALLAH/BALLAH Sex: NOT RECENTLY Date of Birth: JULY 2ND, 1980 Star Sign: CANCER Place of Birth: MIA!!! Current Loca...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 12:44:00 PST

FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

fuck it allfuck it in the earfuck the innocenceand fuck the fearfuck the smilesfuck the grinsfuck the hopingand fuck the sinsfuck the ideasfuck the needsfuck the thoughtsand fuck good deedsfuck the wa...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 01:56:00 PST

JUST TYPING WITH MY TOES

Somewhere bordering insanity i scrape-and tear at the walls for an easy escapea crack of light- a glimpse aheadbut im banging my head against a wall insteadTrapped in a dungeon, dark and coldwhere eve...
Posted by THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF ALLAH! on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:41:00 PST