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Rev. Jes™

People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings

About Me

You Are 85% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!

How New Jersey Are You?

My Interests


What People Think of Your Mouth
People see you as both seductive and intimidating.
Other women are especially put off by your womanly powers.
And men either fear you or obsess over you - sometimes both.
No way to fight it - you're a natural vamp. What Does Your Mouth Say About You?

I'd like to meet:

6 - the Questioner
(Thanks for taking the test !)

you chose CY - your Enneagram type is SIX (aka "The Loyalist")."I am affectionate and skeptical"Questioners are responsible, trustworthy, and value loyalty to family, friends, groups, and causes. Their personalities range broadly from reserved and timid to outspoken and confrontative.How to Get Along with MeBe direct and clear.Listen to me carefully.Don't judge me for my anxiety.Work things through with me.Reassure me that everything is OK between us.Laugh and make jokes with me.Gently push me toward new experiences.Try not to overreact to my overreacting.What I Like About Being a Sixbeing committed and faithful to family and friendsbeing responsible and hardworkingbeing compassionate toward othershaving intellect and witbeing a nonconformistconfronting danger bravelybeing direct and assertiveWhat's Hard About Being a Sixthe constant push and pull involved in trying to make up my mindprocrastinating because of fear of failure; having little confidence in myselffearing being abandoned or taken advantage ofexhausting myself by worrying and scanning for dangerwishing I had a rule book at work so I could do everything rightbeing too critical of myself when I haven't lived up to my expectationsSixes as Children Oftenare friendly, likable, and dependable, and/or sarcastic, bossy, and stubbornare anxious and hypervigilant; anticipate dangerform a team of "us against them" with a best friend or parentlook to groups or authorities to protect them and/or question authority and rebelare neglected or abused, come from unpredictable or alcoholic families, and/or take on the fearfulness of an overly anxious parentSixes as Parentsare often loving, nurturing, and have a strong sense of dutyare sometimes reluctant to give their children independenceworry more than most that their children will get hurtsometimes have trouble saying no and setting boundaries

Music:


Your Inner Pop Princess Is Shakira
"Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Too many ways to love somebody"

You're more a poet than a pop star. Who's Your Inner Pop Princess?

Movies:

True Romance, Caddyshack, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Office Space, Army of Darkness, Bettlejuice, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rules of Attraction, Garden State, Matchstick Men, Donnie Darko, The Secretary, Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Prozac Nation...and I think people who don't love this movie are very, very strange!

Television:

Family guy, Project Runway...anything on Bravo! ESPN:NFLhow smart are you
flat out genius

Ok, theres not much I can say here accept congratulations! There is noone smarter than you. Well, except the few others who made it here. I mean Im just gonna leave it at that. Im sure your much too above what I could say.

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Books:

What Classic Bombshell Are You?
Marilyn Monroe

You are Marilyn Monroe! You are a true sex goddess. Men want you and women want to be you. Your body is flawless and you are the epitome of beauty. You love being in front of the camera and it shows.

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Heroes:


You Are New York
Cosmopolitan and sophisticated, you enjoy the newest in food, art, and culture.
You also appreciate a good amount of grit - and very little shocks you.
You're competitive, driven, and very likely to succeed.

Famous people from New York: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Tupac Shakur, Woody Allen What American City Are You?