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ROS

Ach an aisling, cluinneam d'ainm is an aisling tachraidh sinn a-rithis.

About Me

Apparently, it's time to change this up since I was told that I'm not really a liberal hater (by a liberal in denial, no less), and my accent is cleverly disguised (mostly, shah). However comma, I do possesss an excessive disdain for extremities of either the right or left (just more so the left), and I have to hear every day comments about my hickishness, so there. I prefer a dry, rapier wit over the smooth and gushing words of banality spewing forth from most cranial orifices. I grew up on a ranch; I'm a hick chick. I'm a half-breed Native American. That said, I'm tired of talking about myself and, if you really want to know, I believe there are about 2 dozen surveys posted on my page and in my blogs.As in my real life, I've absolutely no time for- nor interest in- mind games of people on the internet. If you're here to make yourself feel like a big man or woman, please unass my AO. If you want to laugh or talk politics, why Democrats suck, religion, baseball, 60's- 80's metal, opera, golf, antiques, literature, biology, wine, culinary arts, gemology, agave, or domestic aesthetics, you're in the right place.Above all else, I am a patriot and supporter of veterans. I dream and hope that some day every last POW and man MIA is returned home. Until then, I'll wait and work for them, as it is because of them that we are able to live as we do. Until they all come home..........
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My Interests

Military history; BOOKS; veterans' affairs; reading; sports; yoga (Bikram and Ashtanga); SCUBA; firearms- especially my HK .45 ACP, my one true love; cooking.......a LOT; saving animals (except birds, nasty little bastages); learning to speak new languages (Scots Gaelic and Russian being my favorites. Go ahead, call me a commie.); ink, lots of it; antiquities; dancing.....aaaaall the time- I must move!!; correcting people's grammar/spelling since I AM a grammar Nazi; destroying the world since nobody will let me take over- normal stuff like that.Having lived through a cancer scare in the past year and losing half a dozen family members to cancer and more to heart disease, I strongly support the efforts of the Lance Armstrong Foundation and the AHA.

I'd like to meet:

John Wayne (he and I need to sort some crap out), Hendrix, Mother Goose, Custer (so I could shoot him myself), or a man with a 6" tongue who can breathe through his ears.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Bee
Birthday: 20APR1976 (yeah, I said 4-20, smartasses)
Birthplace: Ft. Hoodlum
Current Location: 11th Plane of Hell, Occupied Mexico, South Texas- call it what you will..for now
Eye Color: Green w/ brown
Hair Color: Brunette w/ a bit o' red
Height: 5'7.75''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Those who know me laugh at this- Lefty
Your Heritage: Sigh.......Native American Scottish Frog
The Shoes You Wore Today: boots
Your Weakness: my kids
Your Fears: the dark, my superstitions (go ahead, laugh)
Your Perfect Pizza: Olives, mushrooms, sausage, Canadian bacon, lots of red sweet peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get the hell outta Tejas
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Jesus H Roosevelt Christ on a cracker!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why??
Your Best Physical Feature: um, according to whom?
Your Bedtime: Whenever I get there
Your Most Missed Memory: Not getting up at 0430
Pepsi or Coke: not a big soda water drinker
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither- do you know what that "meat" really IS?? I'll take Cattleman's for a grand, Alex.
Single or Group Dates: Coated in yogurt
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, and too much of it
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, with orange mixed in
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee- black, 2 sugars, maybe 6 times a year
Do you Smoke: Nope, not for a while
Do you Swear: MOI??? That's a sore subject....
Do you Sing: yep
Do you Shower Daily: if it ends in "y"
Have you Been in Love: yup, once upon a time
Do you want to go to College: did
Do you want to get Married: did.......jury's still out on it happening again, but we're looking at an acquittal
Do you belive in yourself: somebody has to
Do you get Motion Sickness: um, no
Do you think you are Attractive: With the right tone of dark, 3 bags, and a handkerchief, I am dead sexy!
Are you a Health Freak: to an extent
Do you get along with your Parents: negative
Do you like Thunderstorms: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: k, I was soooooo close to saying something but, no, I do not technically play an instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: indeed, I looove the vino
In the past month have you Smoked: negative
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, just a couple- and they were chocolate-filled!(and what does this have to do with going on a date???)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: negative
In the past month have you been on Stage: indeed
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: it's called a bath......look into it
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, but I'm on the lookout for some sanity if anyone's got any lying around
Ever been Drunk: I am 30.......yeah.
Ever been called a Tease: mm hmm
Ever been Beaten up: just the ex and...do little brothers count, cuz he whooped my ass
Ever Shoplifted: negative
How do you want to Die: either naked or of a heart attack from winning the lottery
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland, Russia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: it isn't the color, it's what's behind them
Favourite Hair Color: dark, I guess. WTF? Am I being set up?
Short or Long Hair: short...I'm not a lesbian
Height: tall...is this going into my permanent "man-file"??
Weight: scrawny guys suck
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: prescription? too many to count, illicit? nada
Number of CDs I own: not a clue
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 7.....8 if you want to be technical
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1, but that was almost 13 years ago.

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Music:

Anything Hendrix, ESPECIALLY his blues, and Tool. Red dirt music; blues and more blues; acid rock; country (just not the new stuff); hard rock; progressive rock; industrial (thanks Timmo); jazz; alternative; 80's and 90's metal-I'm in this Pantera (Dimebag is still a god)and Primus phase; classical (I do believe I'm a Puccini and Tchaikovsky addict); and early 80's reject music from movies that had Molly Ringwald, Anthony Michael Hall (cuz he looks sooooo much like Vo), etc. Pretty much anything but polka....

Movies:

Anything John Wayne- even if he was a bigot; Goonies (yeah, I said it); war movies- with the exception of Platoon as Oliver Stone is a communist; The Thin Man; Thank You for Smoking is insane; the movie of all movies- Caddyshack! Recently, Napoleon Dynamite. I've also come to enjoy 40 Year Old Virgin, since I plan on being a born-again one....

Television:

I don't really watch much TV anymore. When I do it's usually Jeopardy, the History Channel, MNF, South Park, Iron Chef or anything FN, and FOXNews. I dig a good Backyardigans every once in a while, too....

Books:

Anna Karenina; anything Tolstoy; Diana Gabaldon is AMAZING; Keats.... Other than that, my various biology, chemistry, and English texts are about it at the moment due to time constraints. I'm usually a voracious reader and will read ANYTHING. I've recently bought a book by Colm A. Kelleher and George Knapp, but cannot bring myself to type the name due to my NA superstitions. :o) I will read it one of these days, if it kills me.

Heroes:

The Man of all Men and Asshole of all Assholes, he served 4 tours as a Ranger in Vietnam, has never failed to Lead The Way, he has an absolutely nonexistent tolerance for bullshit- my Pop used to be my hero, along with any and all who wear a uniform to protect my right to talk trash.My 29-year old baby brother and older sister. They've been through a lot of crap and have come through it exponentially stronger. They mean the world to me.SFC Richard J. Lacey LLDS,RCG 1st Sig Bde. 31JAN1968 104535N 1063940E(XS816898) ...

My Blog

Caballo Diablo

There's a legend about a horse, a horse in the sky, called Caballo Diablo- the Devil Horse. The Devil Horse is black as night, and snorts flames as he races through the sky. He is unobtainable. When ...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:58:00 PST

Case of the Missing Blog

Since Gloria asked where my angerpiece had disappeared, I acquired it from a friend who'd copied it. Thank you, M!!! From last week, and I'd still like to know how it was deleted....   Wednesday...
Posted by Jenn on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:19:00 PST

My looooooooove style....

Me, passionate and intense?? Whodathunkit!!?? Your Love Style is Eros..http://images.blogthings.com/whatsyourlovestylequiz/er os.jpg" height="100" width="100">For you, love is all about the passion!And...
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:23:00 PST

Respect- earned, not issued

Could someone please explain to me the rationale behind the theory that most people have concerning respect? It's become painfully obvious to me that the majority of idiots believe that they automatic...
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Karma, Part Duh

K, I'm going to say this one time only: I HATE STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!! For all of those insecure women out there who think that every chick is after their man, GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!! There are people in...
Posted by Jenn on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:20:00 PST

Everything you need to know

Just so nobody ever has to ask again: 1. If you were to find out you were pregnant what would you do?:Sue the doctor who spayed me. 2. Do you trust your friends?:Trust is line 2 of my friendship appli...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:51:00 PST

Am I a communist or not?

As many of my friends know, I'm a hopeless addict of Jimi Hendrix (moment of silence for reverence, thank you). Due to this insane addiction, rather idolization/worship, Jimi is several places in my l...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:38:00 PST

Man boobs and stupid people with too many choices

So, I'm talking to my girl, G, and I start wondering, why is it that, of the few things that stupid people remember, breathing is one of them?? Something so mundane, so trivial, so simple, you'd think...
Posted by Jenn on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 03:28:00 PST

Spam, it's not just for nausea anymore!

Or is it?? Personally, when I open a friend's page and see one of those huge-ass "Want to see who's stalking you by looking at your profile once a month?" comments, I become ill. WTF is wrong with pe...
Posted by Jenn on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:42:00 PST

Grammar Lesson of the Day

OK, let us take a look for a moment at the root word "finite". "Finite" means "with clear boundaries, set limits, or certain end". Infinite means, then, without end  As such, defin...
Posted by Jenn on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:47:00 PST