Ryan

I keep thinking I'm a grown up, but I'm not.

About Me

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified

My Interests

Beer and Porn.

I'd like to meet:

My evil robot twin.

Music:

Soical D Billy Joel Frank Sinatra Aerosmith They Might Be Giants Megadeth Journey

Movies:

Airplane Shawshank Redemption L.A. Story Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Reservoir Dogs Evil Dead Planes Trains & Automobiles Anything with Bill Murray

Television:

Arrested Development Family Guy Simpsons South Park Survivor Curb Your E

Books:

Youth In Revolt Invisible Monsters

Heroes:

Beer and Porn