Hello. I'm Whitey. I am the reincarnatated soul of david Hasselhoff from an alternate universe where al gore is a half cyborg who hunts twins to create his immortality sandwichs. i am so named Whitey in this life because i have some very white skin and hair. That is also the name that everyone knows me by so if you want to know me, better call me Whitey. In my previous life i sacrificed an entire village of unicorn bankers to help destroy al gores nefarious henchman: Drew Barrymore. Moving on to my current life, lets face it people. I'm a nerd, and damn proud of it! Set me in front of a star wars movie or hand me a spiderman comic and i'll be off your hands for a while. otherwise, i am your basic 21 year old dude. and i have a job as greeter/security dude at your local k-mart.
i am also one of the four founding fathers of the Idiot Knights, a proud order which stands for stupidity and humor over all. Together my fellow knights hope to bring amusement to the world through our own foolish actions.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Whitey!
- Over 46,000 pieces of Whitey float on every square mile of ocean.If you toss Whitey 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.Whitey never said 'Play it again, Sam'.It's bad luck for a flag to touch Whitey.The pupil of an octopus's eye is shaped like Whitey!The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Whitey.Whitey has a memory span of three seconds.Whitey can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Whitey.Red Whitey at night, shepherd's delight. Red Whitey at morning, shepherd's warning!
I thank Steve for this game.