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Birch Xavier Javier Savier Suavier

About Me

For two long years I have been living a myspace lie, and it's time to come clean. I don't live in Honduras anymore, I finished my Peace Corps term in 2006, and honestly, I no longer believe that I identify most with Carrie from Sex and the City. The truth is, I have been undercover for so long that it's hard to come to grips with who I really am. I have faith that with the support of my family and all of my friends from the internets, I will be successful in this task to update my myspace page. Please send all messages of support to the "Comments" section.
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The ¨What..s up with that guy?¨ Survey
What do you want to be 'when you grow up'? I'm not planning on doing that any time soon...
If you could only visit one country outside the U.S. what would it be? Thailand. Mmm, curry...
Do you have any pets? A kitty named Cisco Morazan
What is your favorite kind of food? Mmm, curry...
What is your political affiliation? Mmm, curry... I mean liberal.
How do you like to spend your evenings? reading in the hammock, singing in the cold shower, playing the guitar, and frolicking in the darkness
What is your favorite 'not useful' material possession? I have a picachu paperweight/ glitterball that one of the kids gave me. it's amazing.
What are your natural talents? I am a ninja.
What is a talent you don't possess but wish you did? Levitation homes.
What is your favorite holiday? Halloween and Christmas are so awesome
Do you have any tattoos? No tattoos yet
Who do you think is the most attractive man in Hollywood? Brad Pitt. If I were a girl I'd do him.
Who do you think is the most attractive woman in Hollywood? Oh Salma Hayek, I love you. But I am sorry, you have just been bumped by Shakira.
Do you walk or talk in your sleep? Hmm... can't say that I know that.
What is your favorite alcoholic drink? Pacifico wit lime & salt
Are you a 'Caribbean sunset' person or a 'London fog' person? Nothing I enjoy more than the Carribean sunset every night from my backyard
If you plan on having kids, are you going to 'conceive' them or adopt them? I plan to conceive them in my mind...
Who do you think should pick up the bill on a date? Whoever does the inviting...
Which historical figure do you find most fascinating? Zeus
What do you do when you are really angry? play really hardcore metal on my classically strung acoustic guitar and pretend like I'm a badass
Which musical genre will you just NOT listen to? country "music"
What is your favorite t-shirt? the one I saw on a Honduran campesino chopping grass with a machete that said "try this naked"
What is your ideal sleeping arrangement? pillows, mattress, and a blanket
How many books do you read a year? like 300 hundred. oh wait, that can't be right, that's like one every day. umm... probably about 50.
What is your favorite thing to blow money on? baleadas in the park, movies in Tegucigalpa, and random trans-atlantic plane tickets to go see my Julia
What is your least favorite household chore? handwashing the clothes in the pila.
What characteristics do you look for in a girlfriend? about 5'4, brown hair, sparkly eyes, dimples, a red sweater, black pants, and a pink scarf
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My Blog

Climbing Picucha...

La Picucha, highest peak in my department of Olancho, rises from just outside of Catacamas at around 1,000 feet above sea level to its peak at over 7,700 feet. Located in the Sierra Agalta range on t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:51:00 GMT

Some necessary Honduras vocabulary...

So as Im going through reading some of the things Ive written Im realizing that there are a few words or phrases that might be lost on most of you guys back home. Some of these are people or places, o...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 13:43:00 GMT

The Death of Wiggly Dog

When I was living with the host family during my first few months in Campamento, the neighbors next door got a dog. A puppy at the time, the dog was nothing but skin and bones and its hair was falling...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 16:13:00 GMT

Must see places in Honduras

Must see places in Honduras   So far only one person on my buddy list has come to visit me, and that person happens to be my brother Jackson. Hes earned his spot on my top 8. As for the rest o...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 15:53:00 GMT

So this is Christmas...

Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Winter Solstice, and Boxing Day to everyone, may the spirit of the holidays fill up your hearts and may all your greatest wishes come true (except for that one with...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 09:58:00 GMT

The beardage...

Okay, because Ive already gotten a large number of comments on the profile picture, I might as well explain the beardage. This story begins long long ago with a lad named Xavier in the far off countr...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:38:00 GMT

Where is Birch and what the hell is he doing?

Alright, so this is my first attempt at anything blog-like, so yall will have to bear with me. I think what Im going to do is just start posting random stories from down here, each as individual subm...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 15:23:00 GMT