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'Ging gang goolie goolie wotcha ging gang goo, ging gang goo...' Were his lasts words. Dressed as a sixer for the scouts 97 year old Magnus Ramsey lead a life many of us would have been more tha...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 12:07:00 GMT |
After waking from plastic surgery she immediately wanted her old face back. |
When i'm not veering between abject misery and loudmouthed twattery one of my favourite ways of killing time is to ring people up in the phone book that I don't know and pretend t...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 16:37:00 GMT |
I AM A LONELY MAN. |
Shortly after my Gallic tribute act to the greatest pop combo that Sweden has ever produced ’Abbatoir’. ( There were only 3 of us and we were all fans of dinosaurs, look it up. ) I left th...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
Whiplock and Golgoroth: mark 2 |
I once punched a man so hard in the face that as my fist burst through the back of his head and instant death washed over him like he was a drowning sailor and as his soul passed over and materi...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 08:33:00 GMT |
EGE BAMYASI or ROLO TOMASSI? |
He was the highest paid professional pisser in the business for a while there. Not only was he a man of the people fillng massive venues 3 times over for two weeks straight but kings and...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:12:00 GMT |
a short story. |
Moore was so convinced that his waking hours where in fact his dreams that when he put his head down every night his day would consist of telling people the dream he had last night. like m...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 16:22:00 GMT |
dead mans glasses ( work in progress, as always ) |
DEAD MAN'S GLASSES Mornings I find, are always strange things. It's the part of the day that I understand the least, other parts of the day I generally don't have any problems with and I bre...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:21:00 GMT |
spasmodic hand actions. |
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Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 19:06:00 GMT |
I swear to never swear again. |
Scouse 80's comedian Alexei Sayle once said something along the lines of, if you have an idea no matter how shit it is, act on it because some other bugger will just come up with it eventually and the...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:37:00 GMT |
the clock IS LITERALLY fucking ticking |
Its half past three in the morning now and oi really should have gone to bed by now. An old 'childhood' friend has contacted me here and so i thought i'd check and see if he had replied to the sentme...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:25:00 GMT |
