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HERE ARE 50 RANDOM FACTS TO HELP A STRANGER UNDERSTAND ME: (1) My full name is Joshua David Patterson. (2) The most important thing in my life is being unique and original. (3) I absolutely suck at following the "rules of the road". (4) I am not capable of hating my family. (5) I have played guitar almost my entire life and have recently picked up everything from the piano to the drums. (6) Don't ask me what my favorite genre of music is, I don't have one. (7) I was born in South Laguna Beach, California. (8) Boxers. (9) Every time I tell a stranger a story about my life I get worried they will think I'm a compulsive liar. (10) I'm not a compulsive liar. (11) I bet I can get even your parents to like me. (12) I am an overly confident and competitive person. Some people think those are negative qualities. I beg to differ. (13) My socks never match. (14) I'm about 10% off from being a full blooded Native American. (15) I have 6 piercings. (16) I like so many things but have so few "favorites". (17) I usually bet for the underdog. (18) I bike Chicago everyday. (19) I've lived about my entire adolescence secretly thinking I am Evil Knievil. (20) I am probably more optimistic than anyone you've ever met. (21) I used to teach Karate. I was a two time national champion, but due to unfortunate events I no longer do or teach Karate. Bummer. (22) I can still kick some ass. (23) I unofficially have horrible ADD. (24) I have a few tattoos. (25) Graphic Design is a huge hobby of mine, mostly music promotion. Most of my work can be found in my photos (Diseño Gráfico). (26) I have my own cabin. I kinda stumbled across it. (27) I have some of the best friends in the world... sometimes. (28) I hate cops. (29) Another important thing to me is living every single day like it's my last. (30) I get aggravated when people can't find a radio station, drive around a parking lot looking for that "perfect" spot, or channel surf for longer than an average commercial break is in the first place. (31) I miss my dog Carrie. (32) I live my life by the guidelines stated in Baz Luhrman's "Wear Sunscreen", but I still don't wear sunscreen. (33) I kiss with my eyes closed. (34) I live for drive-in movies. (35) I'm not one of those people that doesn't like being touched. (36) Music will always be the passion of my life, regardless of how unlikely it is that I will be successful with music. (37) I couldn't live my life wondering what I could have done if I would have tried. (38) I take using protection seriously. (39) I'm not afraid to say I've cried to many movies. (40) I take too many chances. (41) I was a cheerleader in high school. No, the guys didn't wear skirts. (42) I party. (43) I think my biggest fear is the love that doesn't last forever. (44) I know too many people who married the wrong person. (45) My favorite animal is a wolf. (46) I love meeting new people. (47) Kids make me smile. (48) My phone rings too much. (49) I have to admit I am way too big of a show-off. I have no idea where you've been if you've never seen me do a backflip off something. (50) My life is a balance of self expectation, congratulation, and beration. I owe that to my Dad.
Roxy and Carrie (R.I.P.)
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Friday The 13th

I have almost beaten the cold that has made for one miserable birthday week. Now here's what I need from you to turn this bummer of a week around.Tomorrow night, show me your beautiful face at Penny R...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:14:00 GMT

A New Direction In Life

Stepping out of my comfort zone is a complete understatement of the past 2 years of my life. Moving to Chicago was an escape from my insecurity of being alone. I have always considered myself a confid...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 13:46:00 GMT

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

Home has never felt so good. I feel renewed. Being in the company of loved ones has been a pleasant escape from the bitter city. I love Chicago to death, but sometimes even I just want to slow down. I...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:25:00 GMT

Cab Ride Conceptions

FOR REALSIES?!?!The blog I just wrote got fucking deleted. Oh well. I casted my vote for President Obama today and will be celebrating his inevitable victory in the loop tonight! So basically the only...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:26:00 GMT

Dude... Wheres My Bike

I really want to start this blog off by announcing my very first "Dude, where's my bike?" in the city. My bicycle being about the only transportation I use, I worried when I awoke that morning with li...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:34:00 GMT

Rocktober

Hello foreign world. I have felt as if life has banished me from the walls of MySpace, my time consumed almost entirely. But the outcome has been nothing short of satistfactory. As I am pressed for ti...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:58:00 GMT

I’m Not Really A Jerk

A series of events starting with me getting my BMX bike back and ending with me crashing it yet again has led to the screen on my phone looking like an ink splot nightmare. I'm sorry to anybody who ha...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 07:29:00 GMT

If You’re Going On Saturday

After I play The Oasis Saturady follow the caravan back to the city with me to catch Coach House and Glynis at the Glynis-house-party! Great fucking music. 2 kegs. Grizzlebe rockin the bass (HARD). Sa...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 02:50:00 GMT

Dinner Party

Tonight. Alarm Clock Residence. After the beach.Bring the wine  ; )
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:50:00 GMT

So Fast Youll Freak

Howdy. I haven't had the time to either chat online or really talk alot on the phone, so I figured I'd give a quick update while I have just a second. We have officially moved Alarm Clock Revolution t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:52:00 GMT