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Jordan

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About Me

Hmmm what can I say about myself... I mean if you leave that job up to me, I'll tell you that I'm the best fucking person on the face of this planet, shit... you know those sayings that go "no one is perfect" and "no man's an island" yeah those sayings don't really apply to me, I'm the be all end all, ready for any situation, (you could test me if ya like). You could find me shooting pool, rock climbing, paintballing, or even home all day playing video games, hey nobody said I had to be active all the time, I know how to relax and set the mood.

I'm a Fun Loving, Intelligent, Fool

Not that I believe in the Zodiac signs or anything... but I’ve got a pretty awesome sign and I thought this was cool.

Cancer June 22-July 23

Ruling Planet: THE MOON (The best thing in the sky) Which isn't a planet at all, but the satellite responsible for this water sign's many mood swings (What mood swings?)

Love and sex go together for Cancer. In so many ways, Cancer is the dream partner!

Cancer Male In Bed

He is a sensitive lover and will put his partner's needs before his own, but when in control he's so strong. He has a tenderness about him that drives women wild! If the Cancer guy decides he's in it for the long haul, he'll do whatever it takes to keep his lover happy in and out of the bedroom. Oh, and he's a BREAST man!!

But anyway enough of that, I copied that from somewhere and while most of it is true, the main reason I posted it is because I thought it was the best decription of a sign.

I'm an artist, There's a small portion of my work on My Site ... I work in pretty much all mediums, digital and nondigital (except any kind of paint... don't know why but I was never good with watercolor as a kid, but could draw my ass off in any other way, so I never picked up another brush as I got older.

I joined the Navy not to long ago... exact date is 20063008, I'm really excited about that. I'm moving to Florida on the 28th of this month... excited about that too.

My Interests

The Navy, Education, Making Money, Drawing, Watching Movies (almost any movie will do), listening to music (almost any song will do), playing games (almost any platform will do, and almost any kind of game will do), reading a good book, chill'n with friends, rock climbing, and running.

I'd like to meet:

People like me, everyday level headed people, people next door, anyone with something to say, something to express, people with passion, anyone who's fearless, Fellow artists, and since life is full of dreams, I'd also like to meet

Amy Lee, Rosario Dawson, Stacy Keibler, Brook Burke, The Guys from American Chopper, Linkin Park, Donald Trump, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt
*sigh* dreams can come true... right?

There should be a section that says "I Don't Want to Meet:" but since this is my page and I have complete control I’m making an executive decision and creating said section.


Who I’d rather not meet:

People tell me that I've got a crazy vocabulary... well that's just because they only run with the same circle of people... so in keeping with this... when you talk to me and you can't hold up a simple conversation, then that's it there's no point in going any further. And so the list must continue... I'd rather not meet people that are too full of themselves, and don't know how to act like sensible human beings. People who do not have a sense of humor.

I'd also like to meet my dæmon:

Music:

Common, Mos Def, Evanescence, Dr. Dre, 2Pac, Linkin Park, Trapt, Eminem, 50 Cent, Sade, Fall Out Boy, a few Mike Jones songs... but there's only so much of that fucker that I can take, Staind, My girl Ciara, Ludacris, Incubus, Kanye West, Life House, Maxwell (hey don't hate... gotta slow it down, you can't always been in the mood to break something), T.I., Obie Trice, Outkast, Maroon 5, Hoobastank, Jamie Foxx, Goo Goo Dolls, Jay z, Akon, Beanie Sigel, Black Eye Peas, Prince, Sean Paul, Yellow Card, but you guys get the Idea... I have a very eclectic taste... there's some genre's that I haven't even mentioned... but hey who knows what'll sound good to me. Think outside the box.

Movies:

Fight Club, Closer, The Matrix, V for Vendetta, Interview with a Vampire, Shrek 1 & 2, Monsters Inc., Lilo and Stitch, Mission Impossible, Lord or War, The Transporter, Unleashed, Saw 1 & 2, The Last Samurai, Meet Joe Black, More to come... I love movies... I never turn down a chance to see a movie unless I really don't like you.

Television:

I've been watching that show "The L Word" on Showtime since season 1. I must say that show is pretty fucking awesome. I'm hooked on "Lost" now too. It's perfect... right after "Lost" is "The L Word" just one flip of the channel and I could fucking just sit there and enjoy the best to shows on TV. Entourage. Nip/Tuck. The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends. I find myself watching the discovery channel a lot.

Books:

The last book I've read is Memoirs or a Geisha. All of Dan Browns books The Divinci Code, Angels & Demons, Digital Fortress, Deception Point. Some James Clavel Books, Shogun, Tai-Pan. ahhhh fuck it's a useless cause to try and remember all the books I've read. I've been getting back into comic books lately, Serenity Rose, Wraith Born, trying to collect all of the Battle chasers series.

Heroes:

Ok very simple... (if you need more room push f11) you draw some slopes for the guy to go down, hold spacebar down to move the drawing space around, when you're done push play. Remember his life is in your hands.

My Blog

It's hard being a guy

"Guys have to have some sort of marketing campaign or something... I mean if you're a woman, without fail someone at some point in your life is going to try to get in your pants, it just may take some...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

Recon

I'm gone... November 28th, 2006 Jordan is actually moving out of New York... the best fucking place on earth... I'll be moving to Tampa, not a bad move at all, I guess I'll find out how New Yorkers ge...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:26:00 PST

Danger Will Robenson

   At this current moment in time I am blank, surrendering to the waves of the world around me, drifting through the sea of superficial thoughts, ideas, feelings, and compusles At ...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 12:23:00 PST

Readers anyone?

Invites, what the fuck is wrong with people... Are there readers out there?  I won't accept your invite if I've never gotten a message from you, not say that if you send a message that you're goi...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 06:51:00 PST