Question marks and vegan pancakessssss. |
1. Why am I awake and not finished reading No Logo yet?2. Is my laundry done?3. The cat just farted.4. I am writing, in fact, to announce that Pizza Luce and I are dissolving our blissful union on ac...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 00:49:00 GMT |
What's taters, precious? |
Cosmia [Joanna Newsom] when you ate I saw your eyelashes saw them shake like wind on rushes in the corn field when she called me moths surround me - thought they'd drown me ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 21:46:00 GMT |
In bed before the sunrise or nuclear holocaust. |
Man, I am EXHAUSTED. I just finished giving Jesus his 2,039 birthday spankings. Now who wants to give his sad ruddled ass one more, to grow on?
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 03:09:00 GMT |
In the salamandarin salad. |
I just discovered a beautiful secret. It is better than a chainsmoking pony at dusk. It is better than everything.
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:07:00 GMT |
Concerning nonparticular states. |
Words don't work.
Posted by on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 19:20:00 GMT |
Paper Bag Vortex |
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Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:15:00 GMT |
Something about railroad. |
This is just to say:
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 21:09:00 GMT |
Bronchial Saurus |
Yes there's a dinosaur clogging my breathing passages. My ears are creaking like attic floorboards every time I go to blow my nose. My throat is too sore for me to properly imbibe anything other than ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:06:00 GMT |
We're just here to breed. |
Forever pregnant!Guidelines: Treat Nearly All Women as Pre-PregnantBy January W. PayneWashington Post Staff WriterTuesday, May 16, 2006; HE01New federal guidelines ask all females capable of conceivin...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 15:24:00 GMT |
Hilarity on high. |
From Overheard in New York Guy #1: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I peed on her. Guy #2: Just what I would have done, bro. --Central Park Deli guy: You can't have that dog in here. Lady: But he...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 11:52:00 GMT |
