I can't believe it's not Fernando

About Me

My name isn't Fernando Torres (I'm mildly dissappointed about this), neither is it 'any other overseas footballer,' it is Tom Snowdon and I pride myself on putting others before myself and taking responsibility for my actions.I have been in full time education since 1990 and still haven't pissing finished! Next year brings year number 5 of university life. In this time I have achieved 9 GCSE's 3 A levels a degree and a "certificate of post-graduate education." This doesn't mean I'm clever though like.I don't like pretentious conservatives or holier-than-thou socialist types. I did try being a socialist for a while, but I wasn't a very good one - I drink on average 2 litres of diet coke every day, I go to McDonald's when I'm too hungover to cook, I drive a car with only myself in it to far off places for no apparent reason, I like to drink alcohol as much of the time as i can get away with, i like to harm myself and others around me by smoking and finally, I like to eat meat, it just doesn't feel like a meal if there isn't an animal on my plate. Soz Morrissey. I'm just a wooly liberal i suppose.I generally don't like people who are opinionated because usually it means they only care about themselves. To this end I don't like people who have no empathy.I also detest people who draw attention to themselves by publicly self loathing, it's the worst form of vanity.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Some fitties

Music:

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Television:

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My Blog

A SONG

BY THE SEAWe'll take a drive out to the East where lemontops can hurt our teeth,and the howling salty wind makes it difficult to breathe,the freezing water laps my knees there is no violence only peac...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:54:00 PST

emissions

Tonight I went to the pub quiz. I drank a little more than I intended to and ended up causing a full scale political debate to the point that we ignored the quiz completely by the end with feverish di...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 05:00:00 PST

Soz wallet

I got up rediculously early this morning, thus wondered what to do with my day, then it hit me! Car?Drive?LONDON! I thought a nice stroll around the Thames then through Trafalgar Square past Buckingha...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

Gen.Happiness

"life is great, Life is fine, I've met a girl and no-one likes yooooooooooou" Sang James Nesbitt in one of them funny-for-a-while Yellow Pages adverts a few years ago.And everything is rather great an...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

work work work pub (no) club (no) sleep

Shock vs. Horror.18 months of abuse about me being a lazy bum can end now because I've finally found employment again - and it's official, having family members as employers is the way forward.I start...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:21:00 PST

DARTS

Sundays are a steaming pile of wank. It's pretty much a fact for me. Lately I've been pretty nocturnal with regards to how I've chosen to do uni work. Theres not much point in getting up during the da...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:19:00 PST

Cathedral City, not Morrison's "Mild Coloured cheese"

I was informed today that apparently all post graduates, nee matter how old or young are officially MATURE students. Haha - oh god it's been a weird day. I thought there wouldnt be many people on my c...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:08:00 PST

Snowdon in a tutu

I was awoken late this morning from a rather bizarre dream (in which Bolton Wanderers manager Sam Allardyce was a detective in a crime TV series and Wmbledon was being held in John Whitehead Park) by ...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 05:15:00 PST

Ste and Walesy are gonna love this...

I now have in my posession the ultimate of girly accessories - a pair of Mark Hill Ceramic hair straighteners - kindly donated by Miss ZaraPants! Hello Sailor!
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:45:00 PST

Lipstick Lickin'

Fuck me! I've finished my degree! How about that? Yeah - it was well weird tonight - while ive meant to have been doing work I have mastered the art of pissing about doing nothing, and now that it's c...
Posted by I can't believe it's not Fernando on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:41:00 PST