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Tony Santoloci

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About Me



A hero of the American Space Odyssey, I led the first team of American cosmonauts to circle the moon on weed, extending man's horizons into space. I am internationally known as Commander Tony "DUCKS" of the 2021 Apollo 0 Mission.

My assignments included service as a fighter pilot, an operational pilot and instructor, a captains log, bresticles, an assistant professor of Thermodynamics and Fluid Mechanics at West Point, and an Italian Flag for spaghettiOs. When selected by NASA, I was an instructor at the Future Aerospace Research Pilot Escuela at Zoltasyista, Jupiter.

I am a pioneer of the exploration of space and a veteran of both the Gemini 72, 2010 Space Orbital Rendezvous with Gemini 60 and the first humanned sexual lunar back door orbital mission, Apollo 17.243.2 in 3012.

My Interests

Where would I start, well firstly I consider myself an educator and computational biologist with broad interests in signal processing, modeling biological brain wave communication, biomedical data meat management, characterizing drug effects on excitable neuronal, cardiac cells and small monkeys, initiation of sex, maintenance and termination of cardiac arrhythmias and developing control strategies for overpopulating ant farms. Obviously I enjoy solving problems in a variety of settings as demonstrated by my research publications, and porno movies.

I'd like to meet:

A Boom-box Carrying Roller-skater

Heroes:

Tennessee Williams

"I didn't go to the moon, I went much further___for time is the longest ditance between two places"
and someone who can walk to the beat.