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Cornfed

About Me

Well, I've been in Montana for 1 1/2 years now after leaving my home state of Michigan due to lack of jobs there. Love scenery, people, the city, but hate the winter weather. Loving playing my guitar, hanging at a good party, chillin with friends, and traveling when I can. Need to know anything else? JUST ASK BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

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My Interests

Big time into paintball, hunting and especially now, heavy metal and rock. I just bought a Dean guitar and love learning to play it. Learning is fun. I also love a good concert of any type. Just as long as the artist(s) are putting all there heart into it. (Fuck Ashley Simpson!!!!)Also, I love stand up comedy and hope one day to be one. I enjoy listening to Lewis Black ("The Democratic party, witch is a party of no ideas. And the Repulican party, witch is a party of bad ideas!"), Dave Chappelle ("I seen this as a rookie Johnson! This nigger breaks in here, puts up pictures in here to make it looks like he lives here!"), Ron White ("...I'm sitting hand cuffed on a bench, my nose bleeding and the cop asks, "Are you Ron..... "tater salad" White?" "Ya caught me! Ya caught the tater!"), and most importantly, I am a DIEHARD Sam Kinison fan. Anyone feel the same? THEN LET ME KNOW! OH AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anybody, especially those that have a deep interest in heavy metal and rock and roll (Disturbed, Pantera, Black Label Society, Mudvayne...), country music, paintballers, and anyone who thinks they're the greatest fucker. YOU'RE NOT! I AM! AAAHHHHAAAHHHAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Music:

Many different kinds. They include, but aren't limited to, Pantera, Disturbed, Nikelback, Mudvayne, Hell Yeah, ACDC, Slayer, Nirvana, Alice N' Chains, Foo Fighters, Hank Williams Jr, Allan Jackson, Kenny Chesney, John Denver.

Movies:

Pretty much any thing funny. I sort of fell out of sink with action. Also, a good horror is always cool.

Television:

Simpsons, Spounge Bob, South Park, Chappelle's Show, Mind of Mencia, Headbangers Ball

Books:

Culture warrior

Heroes:

Who else? Sam Kinison. I can relate to his preaching and his stand up in so many ways. Even though he has been dead since April 10, 1992, I still feel him to be here among us and his influence on me has made me a better person. Check out screaminsam.com and watch the tribute video to find out about the loundest man ever in stand up. OOOOHHHH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Rest in peace Sam. And of course, Dimebag Darrell. Talk about a guy who went after his dreams with Pantera only to be cut down after a 2 year breakup. He is the sole reason for me picking up a guitar and, more notably, making my first guitar a Dean.