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Penny Royale

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About Me


Its not my fault
Im not desperate for the lime light
But if your out with me
Prepare to be ignored

Popularity is an Enterprise
Im not a good business man
But im a fucking pretty one.

"Beauty is only skin deep
And thats deep enough for me"
http://www.kctv.co.uk/stories/037_polarize.html

Its a chemical kind of dignity
You probably wouldnt understand

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Goodbye my sweet Bedford... for now.

Alot has been presented to me this weekend. I didnt think people could ever be as kind and affectionate to me as they have been now. I didnt realise that i meant anything to anyone, other than an idol...
Posted by on Sun, 04 May 2008 05:19:00 GMT

Trials of a barely teenage tranny

I woke up on the sofa at 5 oclock this morning staring at a plethora of different empty tubs of ice cream. suffice to say its deffinatly comfort eating. When i comfort eat... i eat... like a fat girl ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 02:54:00 GMT

Times this mother fucker

I got myself into quite a state a few days ago..I was thinking about how your taught your times tables in lower school. Now, i already have a marginal dislike for the educational system, i have alot o...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 01:21:00 GMT

Common ground? Just common sweetheart. Common as muck.

More often than not, when i listen to people whine about how dreadful their lives are, i sit with a concerned look on my face, nodding quietly and thinking about how nice it would be to have a fo...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:17:00 GMT

TIME OUT for Homophobic shit eaters

I went to time out in bedford this evening and low and behold the is some bald fucking cunt faced shit eating homophobe is one of the bouncers... Suprise surfuckingprise. Now not only is this stupid f...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 19:59:00 GMT

Party... not war.

I was stood in the doorway. Amidst the stale fog, settled at eye level across the expanse of my living room on suday monring, was the faint smell of brandy fags and vomit. My stirring head struggled t...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:20:00 GMT

I hate my 10 day week

This week was absolutely fucking horrific, and blindingly beautiful with a touch of chemical insanity and a hell of a lot of alcohol. Come on, you know what i mean right? Youve done it too!Well, the ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 00:58:00 GMT

Im a tranny... granny

My grandparents god love em' are the sweetest most oblivious people youve ever had the fortune to come in contact with. I was staying at thier 'mansion' last night and we slowly got into the same dull...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:21:00 GMT

Mood swings and gin, the attributes of an Italian House wife

Times have been hard recently, and im not over joyed to let you know that i havent been putting a happy face on it.A deadly cold air has infiltrated our happy home, possibly because we've got mor...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:20:00 GMT

Be nice...

Why on earth does everyone feel the need to be mean to me No one ever does anything nice for me any more, its totally annoying.Everyones just being so venomous recently. I even got a text a while ago ...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:41:00 GMT