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the jacobs

I am here for Friends

About Me

Jacob Teh Pirate

My Interests

Restoring my former hipness.

I'd like to meet:

someone not so fancy.

Books:

"Everybody Poops"

Heroes:


My Blog

"you ain’t goin’ nowhere"

Something happened to me today while driving home. I had one of those adolescent moments of clarity that come to me less and less frequently . I realized my heart isn't in what I'm doing. Everyone ...
Posted by the jacobs on Thu, 01 May 2008 01:55:00 PST

my blogging has been sub-par

and this one is a disappointment too.i know my link to the colin meloy album didn't work.so i'm just going to flat out say it.buy this for me.http://cgi.ebay.com/1984-Gibson-Explorer-Guitar-VINTAGE-R A...
Posted by the jacobs on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

Our Magic..

Is Stronger Than You Know! ...
Posted by the jacobs on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:11:00 PST

due to the nature of

the internet content i have been reading. i am now afraid to be naked in my room. i feel like it is inevitable that some naked pictures of myself will appear on the internet.and that shit is forever....
Posted by the jacobs on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:09:00 PST

Just Jazzin’

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Posted by the jacobs on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 05:08:00 PST

i really need to

apologise to all the people* i scoffed at, judged, or in any other way assailed from anywhere between currently and about the first nine weeks of 7th grade.*This is exclusive to anyone wearing a drive...
Posted by the jacobs on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 06:47:00 PST

amalgam

I miss having people to play music with.my chinese fortune stick said "Your bestfriend or lover will bring you success."I'd like to be photographed. A few minutes ago my finger ended up in my throat....
Posted by the jacobs on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:48:00 PST

if you know anything about me

you know what to do with this.http://www.buyolympia.com/killrockstars/item=krs468zmg
Posted by the jacobs on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:14:00 PST

breasts

they are called breasts, and everybody has them.i am eating French toast.i don't like names like "French toast" and "Canadian bacon". And where did people in the US get off calling what we call biscui...
Posted by the jacobs on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 08:17:00 PST

nothing makes you want to die quite like

"The Trapeze Swinger"also, i lost my wallet yet again. I wore the expensive pants with shitty pockets today. It had to have fallen out at school.fuck.
Posted by the jacobs on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:28:00 PST