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About Me

"Ideally, if anything were any good, it would be indescribable." -Edward Gorey

My Interests

Craft, et cetera. DIY Whatevs. Fiber Arts. Mobious knitting. Defacing Public Art. Seventeen Year-Old Boys. Womyn. Lucha Libre. Sock Monkeys. Body hair. Candy. Baking. Homeopathy. Homewrecking. Music, sometimes. The middle of the night. Gauloises. Coffee. Consumer Capitalism with a Conscience. Libraries. "The Fashions." Spooning. Dry-Humping. Vegan baking. Public transit. Genitalia. Gender. Non-HeteroNormativity. Botany. Lies. Self-Sunstainability. Van Life.

I'd like to meet:

Clearly, I don't really want to meet anyone.

Music:

The Shapes and Sizes forever!

Movies:

Un Chien Andalou. A Bout de Souffle. Delicatessan. Harold and Maude. The Royal Tennenbaums. The Princess and the Warrior.

Television:

Spongebob Squarepants, The Powerpuff Girls, Martha Stewart Living, BBC World News, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Kids In The Hall, Arrested Development, The Colbert Report, CSI, Dead Like Me. I need to get off the couch.

Books:

The Pornographic Sofa. Knitting Without Tears. Gormenghast. Welcome To The Monkey House. How To Be A Domestic Goddess. Bodies Of Subversion. Giraffes? Giraffes! The Secret Life of Food.

Heroes:

Clare Crespo. Elizabeth Zimmerman. Jenny Hart. Margot Mifflin. Barbara Johns Waterston. Moe Tucker. Sue Johanson. Anthony Bourdain. Leah Kramer.

My Blog

Fuck yes.

Today Andrew and I went to the Saanich Fair! And I forgot to bring my camera! We pet tiny goats for like half an hour, and saw the most giants rabbits ever, and ducks, and turkeys and geese and pigeon...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:38:00 PST

"That's what you get for being food."

Moved into new apartment. Desire's off in Coasta Rica, probably, as I haven't heard from her in the week since she left. Vanessa left. Talia came back. I don't see or speak to anyone, ever, but I did ...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Thu, 10 May 2007 07:24:00 PST

"Stonecutters made them from stones chosen specially for you and I, who will live inside."

I'm not sure what I've been doing...Moving, adjusting, obsessing, hiding, drinking, not drinking... watching movies and eating candy. Other shit.Stoked on Printemps. Want to go camping. Burning out on...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST

New year, no words.

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Posted by Bulk Snacks on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

Urgent Craftasm!

Super late notice, but crafting is at Vanessa's house tonight. call her or my house (it's in the phone book, yo) for the address if you need it, because I'm not posting someone else's address on the i...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Vaggitarian Birthday Spectacular Supreme!

Huzzah! My birthday started last night with a couple lovely rounds of drinks and pool with Andy at Peacock. I must remember to do that more often. When I came home my sister was friendly to me an...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

"'Hold me close,' cooed the dove, who was stuffed, now, with sawdust and diamonds."

I am home now from a wildly fulfilling two-ish days in Vancouver.Foolishly I mostly missed Bill Callahan but Joanna Newsom made me cry. The Foundation is still one of my favourite places to end up. I ...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:16:00 PST

Is it terrible?

I'm not sure yet how I feel about him politically, but I think Stéphane Dion looks like an adorable retarded, French-Canadian Mr. Rogers. In other news, I heart the NFB. Oh, Canada...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:36:00 PST

"Respect, admiration, and trust."

RIP Adrienne Shelly. "Trust," "Harold and Maude," "Delicatessen." Movies which help me to believe in love or whatever. Art for which I might be grateful....
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

Eekeekeek! (ackackackack?)

Today I got out of bed before eight. Just barely, but it still counts.I can't believe I get to see Joanna Newsom and smog in five days.I can't believe that tomorrow is December.I am annoyed that the s...
Posted by Bulk Snacks on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 09:09:00 PST