Snuggs the Puppy

My favorite meal- Eating is my favorite. I'll eat anything- paper, grass, rocks, dirt, poop (especially bird poop), misc. plants/veggies from the yard, and if I have room after that I eat puppy food. I usually throw up from all the stuff I eat in the backyard. I try to do it on mommy's bed. I also like to fool everyone into thinking I am potty trained and then sneak off and poop on the carpet. Sometimes I pee and they don't know till they step in it. ha ha. I really love treats so I learned 8 tricks to get more treats. If I think I deserve a treat, I start doing a series of tricks ahead of time till I get what I want. My parents nicknamed me Little Wimpy because I'm afraid of everything, even my own shadow and some of my toys. I like to play rough and destroy all my toys and then eat them. I also like to fling my toys around but I'll probably hit you in the face with them. I also like to hump arms, legs, and Roger the doggy (he's my cousin). Oh yeah, they removed my testicles :( How sad.